route names

[forrest_m]

is homeland security crag the one located up on Tom Ridge?

 

god I crack myself up. 300 posts, woo hoo

[Bob_Clarke]

Bombs of mass destruction

 

Chemical warfare

 

High Altitude Nuclear defense missile (I worked on that one)

 

Shoe Bomber

[wayne]

Ecoterror

Missapropriation

Homeland Security!!

Bio-Link-Terrorizm

Reinforced Cockpit

 

Funny Thread!!

[jkrueger]

Yank It, Crank it, Spank it, Mama

Premature Ejaculation

Spanky's Quest for the Nectar Hole

Pissing on a friend

Pissing into the wind

Cheesy Nob Licker

Wanker In A Whirlwind

Hide The Salami

Inflatey Katey

Depleted Gonad Circumference

Party In Your Pants

Jesus Christ on a Bicyle Wall

Heat seaking moisture missle

Butterfingers make me horny

These are supposed to be route names in response to the political rhetoric as of late, not passages culled from the PMs you've been sending today!

[iain]

So-Called Dirty Bomb

Evil-Doers on Ecstacy

Flags on the F-350

 

 

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Increased Security

Military-industrial Complex

Titanic Budget Deficit

WWIII

Working Vacation

Repeat Past Mistakes

Pop-Tarts Over Afghanistan

Propaganda

Saddam-o-rama

[iain]

Putin at the Movies

 

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

 

Nice one. Can't stop the Trask perv-train.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Coalition Government

Targeting Error

Friendly Fire

Collateral Damage

Unwanted Wedding Present

Get Those Red Cross Bastards!

[eric8]

War with Iraq, this is the route you tell everyone your going to climb convince someone from england to climb it with you, then don't.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Freedom of Information Act - it's in the guide book, but the route doesn't actually exist

[freeclimb9]

from "Shoe Bomber" to "Bomb in my shoe"?

Chechen Rebel Encore

[iain]

Kraters in Karakoram

Gitmo Grovel

Camp X-Ray (good enough to stand on its own)

Chocolate-Frosted Taliban Soccer Stadium Surprise

[troubleski]

Camp Rinho V - A2 (Choppers are Aid)

 

Margrett Thatcher Memorial Route (Terrorism, Republicans... really brings you back to the 80's don't it)

 

Antharax Man (nobody knows who did the FA)

 

Florida Ballot (Everyone knows who did the FA.. but some other guy gets credit for it)

 

Sound Transit Grade I -5.0 (First Party bivied 330 times)

 

Civil Liberty, and 401k at Vantage... (Better hurry up and climb them before they crumble away)

[allthumbs]

Oh ya, take this JK you spanker-

 

Wham Bam, Thank You Clam

Penis Dimension

Cindy's crooked crack

Even Coyotes Like It Doggie Style 5.11a

Narl My Butt Gravy

Lungbutter

Cheesegrader

The Jane fonda Workout for Pregnant Women 5.12

With Friends Like That Who Needs Enemas (5.10a)

I Love The Smell Of Nuprin In The Morning (5.8)

Teenage Girls Won't Blow Gorbies 5.11c

[jkrueger]

Military Grade

Though incomplete, this route has been over a year and $1 trillion in the making...

[eric8]

Marthas Mistake

[forrest_m]

along the same lines

 

enron blues you were all proud to tick this .13 testpiece, then suddenly one day it is downgraded to 5.4

[iain]

Trix 'r for Hans Blix

Weapons Inspectors on Vacation

 

[bobinc]

Cavity Search

Dicky C's Secret Hideout

Scalia's Pet Rock (AKA Clarence Thomas)

 

[iain]

Fuck'em They're All Muslims Anyway

Radioactive Ramadan

Plutonium in my Peepee

Muhammed drove a Toyota

The Condeleeezzzaa Connneection

Cropdusting for Allah

Texas-Fried Sheik

John Walker Lynched

Zen and the Art of Mullah Vaporization

[Dru]

Bush, Called Moron, Denies He Is Member Of LDS Church

[allthumbs]

watch the blasphemy hoser, black suburbans heading your way

[Dru]

Osama Bin Leadin

[Greg_W]

The Suburbans are under orders to stay on-station at your residence, Trask. We use black MD-600 NoTARs in Canada -fast, small, and quiet.