kevbone Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 If you are for gun control, then you are not against guns, because the guns will be needed to disarm people. So it’s not that you are anti-gun. You’ll need the police’s guns to take away other people’s guns. So you’re very Pro-Gun, you just believe that only the Government (which is, of course, so reliable, honest, moral and virtuous…) should be allowed to have guns. There is no such thing as gun control. There is only centralizing gun ownership in the hands of a small, political elite and their minions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 FLY MY PACKIN' MONKEYS! FLY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 If you are for gun control, then you are not against guns, because the guns will be needed to disarm people. So its not that you are anti-gun. Youll need the polices guns to take away other peoples guns. So youre very Pro-Gun, you just believe that only the Government (which is, of course, so reliable, honest, moral and virtuous) should be allowed to have guns. There is no such thing as gun control. There is only centralizing gun ownership in the hands of a small, political elite and their minions. yup, kev, pro-gun control folks are all for taking away all guns no matter the description from everybody for whatever purpose whatever, 'cept the po-po - amazing black n' white understanding of the situation as always the pro-abortion folks are all for eating babies too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 FROM MY COLD, DEAD UTERUS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 now kev's gonna be all, like, "dude, why you talking about abortion and shit?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 If you are for gun control, then you are not against guns, because the guns will be needed to disarm people. So it’s not that you are anti-gun. You’ll need the police’s guns to take away other people’s guns. So you’re very Pro-Gun, you just believe that only the Government (which is, of course, so reliable, honest, moral and virtuous…) should be allowed to have guns. There is no such thing as gun control. There is only centralizing gun ownership in the hands of a small, political elite and their minions. So, what you're saying is you're against us having guns. Got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 *this post brought to you by Americans with Mental Disabilities. Please give. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowlab03 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Everyone knows that gun control means using both hands... duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Do all minions get a gun, or do they have to share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Cause that would be a huge deciding factor in whether I'd be a minion or not. That and the benefits package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 this is my rifle, this is my gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Private Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 without me, my rifle is useless; w/o my rifle, I am useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 If I plant a bullet will it grow into a gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Planting bullets in your yard will only embolden the blackberry vines. Maybe it's time you sought professional help with this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 how am I ever going to cape anyone on the interglacier if kevbone outlaws guns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 how am I ever going to cape anyone on the interglacier if kevbone outlaws guns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 if guns are controlled, only outlaws will evolve!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowlab03 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Someone should have told Pyle you can't siphon bullets that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 The only real solution is mandatory gun ownership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 Pretty much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Who liked gun control? This guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 The thought of Bone wielding anything more lethal than a keyboard gives one paws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Who liked gun control? This guy. if the founding father's can be easily turned into machine-gun enthusiasts by the right, what hope can the Big Gipper have of resisting the same treatment? libturds, i think, wouldn't attempt the same thing in reverse for charlie heston though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 From my rolled, dred bones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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