jjd Posted June 1, 2012 Posted June 1, 2012 (edited) Just as long as he doesn't kill the otter Edited June 1, 2012 by jjd Quote
prole Posted June 1, 2012 Posted June 1, 2012 If you can't say anything nice about America, don't say anything at all. Quote
prole Posted June 1, 2012 Posted June 1, 2012 Oh, and it practically goes without saying (for some on this board, at least) if you're not doing anything wrong then you have no reason to fear assassination. Quote
Skeezix Posted June 2, 2012 Posted June 2, 2012 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZhuh...wha?...oh...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Quote
billcoe Posted June 2, 2012 Author Posted June 2, 2012 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZhuh...wha?...oh...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ And one will rule them all LOL Â ..and now: onto the important things: Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember half the people you know are below average. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I intend to live forever - so far so good. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. Â If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks No one is listening until you make a mistake. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Two wrongs are only the beginning. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade! Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. Â Quote
sobo Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 ..and now: onto the important things: Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember half the people you know are below average. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I intend to live forever - so far so good. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. Â If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks No one is listening until you make a mistake. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Two wrongs are only the beginning. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade! Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. Those quotes sound very familiar. Mebbe from this guy?? And don't mess with his friend, Jiggs Casey. He has a nuclear weapon and would really appreciate it if you wouldn't bother him anymore... Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 Â Â Hey Sobo, have you been given access yet to the Obama Administration's hit list for US citizens over there in the 'stan? Â Â Quote
sobo Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 Of course I have! I'm keeping it safe, though. Right here in my breast pocket. The Chief Executive Snuff List is surely safe being stashed with Sobo... Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 Â Yesterday I was walking down the street and noticed a red laser trace on my chest. I quickly jumped into a bush. Shit that was close!! Â Quote
sobo Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 You don't know just how close. I had you in my target reticle once. You shall be in it again... Quote
AlpineK Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 You don't know just how close. I had you in my target reticle once. You shall be in it again... Â So the military gives you a small drone and the president gives you a list? :: Cool new career Sobo Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 You don't know just how close. I had you in my target reticle once. You shall be in it again... Â You can not stop the youtube videos, no matter how you try, Sobo. If you strike me down, I will only come back more powerful... Quote
sobo Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 You don't know just how close. I had you in my target reticle once. You shall be in it again... Â You can not stop the youtube videos, no matter how you try, Sobo. If you strike me down, I will only come back more powerful... 5K, I... am your father. Search your feelings; you know this to be true... Quote
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