Ben & Jerry's says sorry

[Coldfinger]

for putting fortune cookies in their "Linsanity" frozen yogurt.

 

I'm not sure which is funnier:

 

The apology?

 

or

 

Fortune cookies in frozen yogurt (sounds worse than Miracle Noodles)?

 

[SeldonCrisis]

Won't the fortunes get all soggy?

[genepires]

what is so wrong with fortune cookies in linsanity fz yogurt? I suppose that soy sauce ice cream would be insulting too?

 

I can see the comment "chink in the armor of ...." article last week as the term chink is derogatory. But fortune cookies?

[ivan]

my fortune cookie today assured me that the work i'm doing is very much appreciated (in bed).

 

wtf, when did compliments start masquerading as fortunes?

[sobo]

Friday night's fortune was "You will soon take an exotic vacation (in bed)." All I want to know is, when is wheels up??

[PrincessWookie]

...

Fortune cookies in frozen yogurt (sounds worse than Miracle Noodles)?

 

Oh, CF, I really cannot imagine anything worse than the (non)Miracle Noodles.

[Coldfinger]

That (exotic vacation) used to be a euphemism for jail?

[ZimZam]

Does this mean that Cherry Garcia will soon be "electric"?

[sobo]

That (exotic vacation) used to be a euphemism for jail?

Buzzkill...

[KaskadskyjKozak]

for putting fortune cookies in their "Linsanity" frozen yogurt.

 

I'm not sure which is funnier:

 

The apology?

 

or

 

Fortune cookies in frozen yogurt (sounds worse than Miracle Noodles)?

 

 

Fixed the subject for ya.

[Coldfinger]

Be consistent!

[Choada_Boy]

"Slow Slorry!"

[G-spotter]

Linsanity brand frozen banana creamsicles. Yellow on the outside and white on the inside.

[denalidave]

for putting fortune cookies in their "Linsanity" frozen yogurt.

 

I'm not sure which is funnier:

 

The apology?

 

or

 

Fortune cookies in frozen yogurt (sounds worse than Miracle Noodles)?

 

 

Fixed the subject for ya.

 

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