tvashtarkatena Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 ...when you include a same sex couple, we'll talk. Quote
rob Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Seriously, though, that sort of humor is inappropriate. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 18, 2011 Author Posted November 18, 2011 When Kristians claim the gay lifestyle threatens to destroy the family, more often than not, they're spot on. Quote
G-spotter Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Under Mormonism, the maximum number of guys who can marry each other is two, but the number of women that can marry each other is over 9000. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 18, 2011 Author Posted November 18, 2011 You'd think that after a lifetime of bickering sister wives and screaming rug rats, you'd want to lord over a planet of party dolls. Quote
AlpineK Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Those billboards tell me the church is willing to spend money on advertising. Selecting models, photoshopping... None of the models have church certificates declaring the models either hetro or homo sexual. Maybe they are maybe the ain't. Maybe they'r hermaphrodites. Quote
ivan Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 i'm sorry, morm-ards, but nothing can beat the roman's "i am spartacus" campaign! Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 i'm sorry, morm-ards, but nothing can beat the roman's "i am spartacus" campaign! Your point would be more effective if it included a pic with dead kids. Quote
ivan Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 i'm sorry, morm-ards, but nothing can beat the roman's "i am spartacus" campaign! Your point would be more effective if it included a pic with dead kids. but the romans didn't crucify kids, just sold em into a life of prostitution and violence! Quote
G-spotter Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 A life of prostitution and violence sounds just like Mormonism. Quote
denalidave Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 ...when you include a same sex couple, we'll talk. Isn't yer BF a momo homo? sickie Quote
denalidave Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 I grew up in U-tawh... Oh my haa-eck, u-becha yer so fetchin ingnernt, I did. (That is REALLY how they talk there, I fetchin swey-yar) My parents had a set of Mormon "Temp-ahl Garmonts". They would get passed around as white elephant gifts at Christmas parties. I guess if you are a Mormon and you reveal the secrets of the temple marriage ritual and garmonts (funny underwear), you are supposed to have your throat cut from ear to ear. They almost dressed me up in them for Halloween on year but decided that might be a bit too offensive. Sure made a good laugh though. Did you know that Mormon's are also supposed to wear special "gar-monts" that protect you from the devil. However, you can take them off while swimming and bathing cause the devil cannot get you in the water. Thread drift, maybe we should start talking about the Catholic church? The pope is closest to God but isn't he the one covering up and shuffling all the pedophile priests around so they can continue there "celibacy" oath? But I digress... Quote
G-spotter Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Let's talk shit about Buddhists. They come across so peaceful, then they sarin gas subways full of people. Quote
ivan Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Let's talk shit about Buddhists. They come across so peaceful, then they sarin gas subways full of people. they also make fine suicide bombers and even better lawn torches for parties Quote
sobo Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Thread drift, maybe we should start talking about the Catholic church?Let 'er rip! I was raised up catholic as a young'n, so I'm all down for a catlicker trash-fest! Quote
sobo Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Let's talk shit about Buddhists. They come across so peaceful, then they sarin gas subways full of people. they also make fine suicide bombers and even better lawn torches for parties :lmao: Someone had to say it! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 18, 2011 Author Posted November 18, 2011 I don't think momo underwear is such a big secret. I used to play squash with a momo who didn't seem to be trying to hide it too much in the locker room. Every once in a while I'd fire a squash ball into his back and yell "THAT one's for Liberace!" Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 18, 2011 Author Posted November 18, 2011 Ah, yes, Catholics. I found out a couple of decades after the fact that 4 out of 11 boys in my Catholic grade school class were molested by priests a the CYO camp I went to for 3 summers. An Irishman told me just last night that 1 in 4 Irish men have been molested. Isolated incidents here and there, doncha know! Can't paint the whole religion with so broad a brush! Quote
denalidave Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 I don't think momo underwear is such a big secret. Not the day to day funny undies, the top secret ones are only worn for top secret temple ceremonies... Quite elaborate sliky/satin fig leaf type things, if'n I remember correctly. I'll have to see if my folks still have em so I can use them for a costume party. The daily mormorues are just to keep the devil away when your out of the water. (duh) Quote
denalidave Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Ah, yes, Catholics. I found out a couple of decades after the fact that 4 out of 11 boys in my Catholic grade school class were molested by priests a the CYO camp I went to for 3 summers. An Irishman told me just last night that 1 in 4 Irish men have been molested. Isolated incidents here and there, doncha know! Can't paint the whole religion with so broad a brush! I was recently told that the Pope used to be able to have a wife but when the church realized she got all the loot when he croaked, they changed the policy. Isolated incident or not, the higher level cover up/letting them continue is what really get's my goat. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 18, 2011 Author Posted November 18, 2011 I think when the number of molested children starts to number in the hundreds of thousands, "isolated" doesn't quite cut it anymore.... If the Catholic church had an ounce of decency, it would disband in shame. Quote
rob Posted November 19, 2011 Posted November 19, 2011 Why do religions enjoy special tax free, exclusive advantages from the federal government, regardless of their actual charitable work? It's baffling to me. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 19, 2011 Author Posted November 19, 2011 Can o sand worms, that one. I don't believe any religion should tax deductible (seems like a violation of the 1st amendment, as the state must invariably choose who is a legitimate religion and who is not), but I do think that religions should be able to establish non-profit organizations that serve the public...but that service should not include evangelizing and the like. If religions were banned from forming tax deductible service organizations, they could easily argue that such a ban constitutions religious descrimination (the state would be in the same position of deciding who was a 'religion' and who was not'. Either that, or all charities would have to pay taxes...and that would, um, stifle charitable giving a bit - probably not in the public interest, considering how much charities do (that government does not or cannot). Quote
Fairweather Posted November 19, 2011 Posted November 19, 2011 Can o sand worms, that one. I don't believe any religion should tax deductible (seems like a violation of the 1st amendment, as the state must invariably choose who is a legitimate religion and who is not). . . While I agree with you one hundred percent on this, I gotta smirk when I see you supporting your premises with citations from the same "tired, dusty old document" that you openly mock when it's contents prove ideologically inconvenient. Quote
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