Tyson.g Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) Hi, everybody! I'm really cool, I make a lot of money and I even I compete nationally in the Las Vegas Big Dick competition, so you know I'm hot. I'm 6' tall, muscular, and have a black-belt in pussy licking. I'm also a rocket scientist, but have lots of free time for midweek climbing. Come join my fake facebook page I just created that doesn't have my real name or any pictures of me or any of my friends! Wow! You sound freaking hot Rob! My brokeback country intimacy kit should be here tomorrow, got plans for the weekend? sickie Edited November 2, 2011 by Tyson.g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 LOL. A little advice, though: your troll comes across as too eager. At least put a fake name on the fake FB account and dredge up some pictures that you can pretend are you. Also, the whole "professional figure competition" angle was a bit much. Next time, start more slowly and build up the deception a bit, otherwise you'll only nab people like kevbone. If this is female troll, you need to man down your vocabulary. Maybe it's just me, or maybe your more "butch" than "babe" but I sure smell a male troll behind that keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Did you guys know that the grasses picas store as food for winter are poisonous? They loose their potency over time, so the picas have to keep track of which pile they eat from during the snowy season. FASCINATING. Thread drift smarty pants. Fascinating, none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) LOL. A little advice, though: your troll comes across as too eager. At least put a fake name on the fake FB account and dredge up some pictures that you can pretend are you. Also, the whole "professional figure competition" angle was a bit much. Next time, start more slowly and build up the deception a bit, otherwise you'll only nab people like kevbone. If this is female troll, you need to man down your vocabulary. Maybe it's just me, or maybe your more "butch" than "babe" but I sure smell a male troll behind that keyboard. she's even a late bloomer. Only a dude would know that late bloomers are the hottest of all the hot chics. Girls that have been hot since forever always grow up all fucked up and tweaky because they've never needed to rely on a personality. But the ones that used to be ugly and didn't even fuck in college but now they're all hot? I give this a 6 out of 10. Edited November 2, 2011 by rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Did you guys know that the grasses picas store as food for winter are poisonous? They loose their potency over time, so the picas have to keep track of which pile they eat from during the snowy season. FASCINATING. Thread drift smarty pants. Fascinating, none the less. Maybe they have a good sense of smell and can figure it out that way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Hi, everybody! I'm really cool, I make a lot of money and I even I compete nationally in the Las Vegas Big Dick competition, so you know I'm hot. I'm 6' tall, muscular, and have a black-belt in pussy licking. I'm also a rocket scientist, but have lots of free time for midweek climbing. Come join my fake facebook page I just created that doesn't have my real name or any pictures of me or any of my friends! Wow! You sound freaking hot Rob! My brokeback country intimacy kit should be here tomorrow, got plans for the weekend? sickie I have it on good authority that his body is tall, lithe, tanned, and hairless... ...except for the Snidely Whiplash thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 You may have to go mano a mano with the GF, though. Be prepared to lose that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 On the off chance that she is a real person really showing up to say hi, maybe put being a dickhead on pause for a moment Rob. Pika, so many people log on with fake names and personalities that these dudes (Rob actually might be a woman, he's quite the bitter bitch even on a good day as you observe) are pretty jaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Bitcoins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pica_Whisperer Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 On the off chance that she is a real person really showing up to say hi, maybe put being a dickhead on pause for a moment Rob. Pika, so many people log on with fake names and personalities that these dudes (Rob actually might be a woman, he's quite the bitter bitch even on a good day as you observe) are pretty jaded. Hey, thanks Bill. Oh, for the love of god......I AM a real person! I shouldn't have created a FB account though. I don't have one and thought I'd start one for climbing connections. I do compete in Figure Competitions, but I'm NOT hot in the least n fact I'm just below average in looks. Rob, deep down I know you are not a prick but a cautious, thoughtful person who looks out for his friends. I would think you like a lot of variety, uncertainty in your life and tend to rustle up arguments with your friends for fun. So, I forgive you and am not offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 On the off chance that she is a real person really showing up to say hi, maybe put being a dickhead on pause for a moment Rob. Pika, so many people log on with fake names and personalities that these dudes (Rob actually might be a woman, he's quite the bitter bitch even on a good day as you observe) are pretty jaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pica_Whisperer Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 she's even a late bloomer. Only a dude would know that late bloomers are the hottest of all the hot chics. Girls that have been hot since forever always grow up all fucked up and tweaky because they've never needed to rely on a personality. But the ones that used to be ugly and didn't even fuck in college but now they're all hot? I give this a 6 out of 10. I wholeheartedly agree with this post. Thanks, Rob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 On the off chance that she is a real person really showing up to say hi, maybe put being a dickhead on pause for a moment Rob. Pika, so many people log on with fake names and personalities that these dudes (Rob actually might be a woman, he's quite the bitter bitch even on a good day as you observe) are pretty jaded. Hey, thanks Bill. Oh, for the love of god......I AM a real person! I shouldn't have created a FB account though. I don't have one and thought I'd start one for climbing connections. I do compete in Figure Competitions, but I'm NOT hot in the least n fact I'm just below average in looks. Rob, deep down I know you are not a prick but a cautious, thoughtful person who looks out for his friends. I would think you like a lot of variety, uncertainty in your life and tend to rustle up arguments with your friends for fun. So, I forgive you and am not offended. You should meet his old man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Just kidding, dude. It's all in good fun. Love, Your favorite commie agitator. PS: I'm speaking about the TSA and privacy next week on KUOW LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 she's even a late bloomer. Only a dude would know that late bloomers are the hottest of all the hot chics. Girls that have been hot since forever always grow up all fucked up and tweaky because they've never needed to rely on a personality. But the ones that used to be ugly and didn't even fuck in college but now they're all hot? I give this a 6 out of 10. I wholeheartedly agree with this post. Thanks, Rob. It's getting hot in here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 It's getting hot in here! And deep too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Pika, so many people log on with fake names and personalities that these dudes (Rob actually might be a woman, he's quite the bitter bitch even on a good day as you observe) are pretty jaded.Hell, Bill, I don't need fake names/personalities to be jaded - it just comes natcher'ly to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 On the off chance that she is a real person really showing up to say hi, maybe put being a dickhead on pause for a moment Rob. Pika, so many people log on with fake names and personalities that these dudes (Rob actually might be a woman, he's quite the bitter bitch even on a good day as you observe) are pretty jaded. What are you talking about Bill???!!!! This is the perfect opportunity for you to post a chicks with dicks photo, or something. Maybe there's trannie shots with gratuitious violence and gore???!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pica_Whisperer Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 ...... Maybe there's trannie shots with gratuitious violence and gore???!!!! One can only hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I would think you .... tend to rustle up arguments with your friends for fun. So, I forgive you and am not offended. well see, now I *know* you know me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Anything that starts with a "happy intro" most likely ends with a "happy ending?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) On the off chance that she is a real person really showing up to say hi, maybe put being a dickhead on pause for a moment Rob. Pika, so many people log on with fake names and personalities that these dudes (Rob actually might be a woman, he's quite the bitter bitch even on a good day as you observe) are pretty jaded. What are you talking about Bill???!!!! This is the perfect opportunity for you to post a chicks with dicks photo, or something. Maybe there's trannie shots with gratuitious violence and gore???!!!! See Bill's new website CurbStomping.com Or perhaps another photographic tour of his handgun collection is in order...the one he tried and failed to intimidate a certain poster with. Good luck with your new friend, Pika! LOL Edited November 3, 2011 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pica_Whisperer Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Well...I have to admit...re-reading my OP, I did come off sounding like RuPaul-ish. OK, I'll learn..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 OK, I'll learn..... I wouldn't go that far. The less you learn the more you'll fit in around here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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