JayB Posted September 27, 2011 Posted September 27, 2011 Q: What do Bruce Willis and Charlie Sheen have in common? A: They were both big in the 80s and now Ashton Kutcher is filling in their old slots... sickie Quote
kevbone Posted September 27, 2011 Posted September 27, 2011 What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because it is not coming. Quote
ivan Posted September 27, 2011 Posted September 27, 2011 how is sport climbing like having your cock sucked by a man? Quote
Doug Posted September 27, 2011 Posted September 27, 2011 Q: What do Bruce Willis and Charlie Sheen have in common? A: They were both big in the 80s and now Ashton Kutcher is filling in their old slots... sickie Anyone catch the rest of the Charlie Sheen roast? Pretty F'n funny. Mike Tyson and William Shatner were great. "Charlie, after all the abuse you've given your lings, liver and kidneys I can't believe the only thing you've had removed is your children". Kate Walsh. Quote
j_b Posted September 28, 2011 Posted September 28, 2011 Einstein hands out the copies for the final exam. One of the eager beavers in the front row looks at the exam and blurts out: “but professor, the questions were the same last year”. Einstein responds “ah yes, but this year, the answers are different”. Quote
sobo Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they slow down in school zones. Quote
ZimZam Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 Prince Charles goes to Saskatchewan to make a speech. During the speech he is wearing a fox hat. At the conclusion of the event HRH is approached by a reporter and is asked, "Why are you wearing that fox hat." He replied, "When I told the Queen I was going to Saskatchewan," she said, "Saskatchewan! Where the fucks at." Quote
EWolfe Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 Did you hear the one about the kid that came back from the dentist all excited? He told his parents they could get rid of the toothpaste. "The dentist told me I the only thing I needed to keep my teeth clean was bacon and soda!" ... Quote
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