Dave_Schuldt Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jules: quote:Originally posted by sk: who's next jules Hmmm... this is fun, sk...... how about Dave Schuldt?! No, wait, you haven't met him in person yet. We may have to do this offline first, consult, then post online. Oh, yeah, this could get really fun! Jules- I saw your ad in The Stranger, I won't say what section. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 This is the coolest stuff I have seen in a while. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 Woman Ads  40-ish...................... 60 with 3 plastic surgeries Adventurer.................. Likes to lick buttholes Athletic.................... Big boned with a large gut Average looking............. Zitfaced and hook nosed (wouldn't pick her up with beer goggles on!) Beautiful................... After 3 lbs of makeup and a wig Contagious Smile............ Even animals run away in fear Educated.................... Flunked out of college Emotionally Secure.......... Hermit Free spirit................. Will date anyone she can Friendship first............ Nobody screws her twice she's so ugly Fun......................... Works in a morgue Gentle...................... Is a hairy armpitted slob Good Listener............... Deaf New-Age..................... Showers once a week Old-fashioned............... Actually prefers it in the butt Open-minded................. Will take anyone willing to put up with her Outgoing.................... Annoyingly trying to impress you Passionate.................. Doesn't know when she's not welcome Poet........................ Tweaker Professional................ In massive credit card debt Redhead..................... Brillo Pad like hairdo Romantic.................... Hangs out in smelly bars Social...................... Has herpes Wants Soulmate.............. Ugly desperate stalker Widow....................... Killed last 2 husbands Young at heart.............. Wears skimpy clothes over her bulging rolls of fat  [ 08-01-2002, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ] Quote
allthumbs Posted August 1, 2002 Author Posted August 1, 2002 capt. that was fuckin' beautiful, man only an experienced gigolo such as yourself would have the knowledge of such things "keepit erectus" trask  [ 08-01-2002, 08:47 AM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
jules Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: Jules- I saw your ad in The Stranger, I won't say what section. Â ssshhhh..... Quote
Off_White Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: we men are not intimidated by childish gurly games and surveys never forget the cc.com alma mater...  us mountaineers we have no fears we do not care for riches we knock our cocks against the rocks us hearty sons-a-bitches*  The version I always heard went:  Oh, mountaineers have leather ears They pee through rubber britches They wipe their ass on broken glass Them hardy sons-a-bitches  Anyone have any more verses? The CC.com fight song. Quote
thelawgoddess Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Poseur: Drinks & Personalities.... i liked that! Quote
sk Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 I think everyone should post their drink of choice now. you first trask Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 For those who don't live in Seattle check out thestranger.com for the best personals I have ever seen. If you can't find someone to suit your fancy (fetish) there you are realy strange. Quote
allthumbs Posted August 1, 2002 Author Posted August 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: I think everyone should post their drink of choice now. you first trask Maker's Mark  [ 08-01-2002, 09:56 AM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
sk Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 okay timmay you are laughing, but you forgot to name you poisen Quote
sk Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 Right now... Lemmondrop...but pretty much anything with Vodka and a mixer  come on kids lets hear what you drink Quote
gapertimmy Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: okay timmay you are laughing, but you forgot to name you poisen duh you should know this sk  white zin  but when i can't afford it, i drink schmidt tall boys. so i guess i'm normally a fag, but really just want to get laid Quote
sk Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 I KNOW Timmay.. but not all the folks here have been as fortunate as I... they have not met you and Jon... I feel so blessed Quote
gapertimmy Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 after climbing at marrymore, jon and i love to talk a walk up tiger mtn, mountaineers route, and share a bottle of white zin while the sun sets Quote
Greg_W Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: after climbing at marrymore, jon and i love to talk a walk up tiger mtn, mountaineers route, and share a bottle of white zin while the sun sets Fags! Quote
jules Posted August 2, 2002 Posted August 2, 2002 Drink of choice: Chianti from Fattoria Luciagno, somewhere in Italy. If I can't find that, any Oregon Pinot Noir. If I can't find that, Mirror Pond. Â [ 08-01-2002, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: jules ] Quote
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