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quote:

Originally posted by slaphappy:

I for one find your bolt choppin, racist asses down right offensive and can't believe that we share any interests (climbing) what-so-ever. People like you piss me off! Are you truly that ignorant?
[Mad][Mad][Mad]

We don't share interests.

You are a sport climber.

I am a climber.

Posted

I find it interesting that a thread that was originally posted regarding crazypolishbob's offensive posts has degenerated to something similar to crazypb's tone. Don't get me wrong, I am enjoying it; just thought I would share this observation.

 

Slaphappy, just because we are all climber doesn't mean that we all have to have the same viewpoints. That is what makes the world go 'round.

 

Greg

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To Be A Good Liberal

 

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus

is spread by a lack of federal funding.

 

2. You have to believe that the same teacher

who can't teach 4th graders how to read is

somehow qualified to teach them about sex.

 

3. You have to believe that guns in the

hands of law-abiding Americans are

more of a threat than U.S. nuclear

weapons technology in the hands of

Chinese communists.

 

4. You have to believe that there was

no art before Federal funding.

 

5. You have to believe that global temperatures

are less affected by cyclical, documented

changes in the earth's climate, and more

affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

 

6. You have to believe that gender roles are

artificial but being homosexual is natural.

 

7. You have to be against capital punishment

but support abortion on demand.

 

8. You have to believe that businesses create

oppression and governments create prosperity.

 

9. You have to believe that hunters don't

care about nature, but loony activists who've never

been outside of Seattle do.

 

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more

important than actually doing something to earn it.

 

11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt

politicians,

start wars.

 

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it

supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the

ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the

Constitution.

 

13. You have to believe that taxes are

too low, but ATM fees are too high.

 

14. You have to believe that Margaret

Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more

important to American history than

Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee

or Thomas Edison.

 

15. You have to believe that standardized

tests are racist, but racial quotas and

set-asides aren't.

 

16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

 

17. You have to believe that the only reason

socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been

tried, is because the right people haven't been in

charge.

 

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the

truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender

belongs in the White House.

 

19. You have to believe that parades displaying drag,

transvestites and bestiality should be

constitutionally protected and manger scenes at

Christmas should be illegal.

 

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party

funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best

interest of the United States .

 

21. You have to believe that this letter is part of a

vast right wing conspiracy.

Posted

quote:

Originally posted by Retrosaurus:

I AM AN IGNORANT REDNECK TRAILER TRASH HONKEY SCUM.
[smile]

AND IT HURT SO BAD TO BE CALLED RACIAL NAMES.
[smile]

I AM THIN-SKINNED AND SENSITIVE.
[smile]

Retro- I heard it thru the grapevine that you solo'ed Si. Hooahh! [big Drink]

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I believe it all except the part in point 21 about a "vast" conspiracy. More like you and fairweather sending chain letters to each other [Razz]

Posted

quote:

Originally posted by Dru:

I believe it all except the part in point 21 about a "vast" conspiracy. More like you and fairweather sending chain letters to each other
[Razz]

Dru- hahahahaha "Mr.Avatar Policeman" Do you carry a nightstick and handcuffs? [laf][laf]

Posted

22. You believe we would be better off if we were more like European countries - cripplingly high taxes, no guns, and double-digit unemployment, but a government who will supply "all" our needs.

Posted

Again I will say... I don't like the game.. so I don't play [Wink] I do thank God every day

 

that I live in a place where I can choose what I believe and don't have to buy one party line or the other. [big Grin] THINK FOR YOUR SELF [big Drink]

Posted

quote:

Originally posted by trask:

Retro- I heard it thru the grapevine that you solo'ed Si. Hooahh!
[big Drink]

I think your grapevine has fermented. Si who? Is she the one with the big tits and powerful thighs? She carries my pack and polishes my helmet.

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SK, "I do thank God every day that I live in a place where I can choose what I believe and don't have to buy one party line or the other." Gee, I thought that's what I was doing...and without fear of being censured by a bunch of flamming liberals for my beliefs. Guess not. Dennis

Posted

quote:

Originally posted by Retrosaurus:

I AM THIN-SKINNED AND SENSITIVE.
[smile]

Ha ha ha [laf][laf][laf][laf] Ain't that the truth ya old fossil, aim for the right target and you come unglued like a sport route put together with elmers.

Posted

quote:

Originally posted by RayBonbon:

Dude, the only Si I know is man, guess that makes you a Log Cabin Republican.
[laf][laf][laf]

You should meet the Si I know. That would make you a heterosexual.

Presuming you are male.

Posted

quote:

Originally posted by Dennis Harmon:

SK, "I do thank God every day that I live in a place where I can choose what I believe and don't have to buy one party line or the other." Gee, I thought that's what I was doing...and without fear of being censured by a bunch of flamming liberals for my beliefs. Guess not. Dennis

Fuck you Dennis. Censure is different than everyone flaming you because you're an asshole.

 

[Moon]

Posted

25. You have to believe that it is unethical to work a route on top-rope before you lead it with traditional gear, but it is ethical to first bolt the route and then work it from bolt to bolt.

Posted

quote:

Originally posted by trask:

quote:

Originally posted by RayBonbon:

And Trask, that crap has nothing to do with climbing.
[laf][laf][laf]

heh peckerwood, if i wanted to hear from an asshole i would have farted
[laf][laf]
Heh gramps, I thought you'd just wait for a call from yo mama [laf][laf]

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