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Okay, I'll spill the beans. It's "Fuck It, Use the Tree" at Mt. Lemmon. A steep, thin start right off the ground....unless you backstep to a tree which makes it much easier. I wonder if the tree is still there...

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Sort of only funny when you know what it's next to, but one of my favourites too.

 

 

haha i was going to nominate Negro Lesbian!
That's the first one I thought of too, but we can't leave out Un-Impeachable Groping at RR.
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Hah, sorry Goatboy, wasn't paying attention. Yes, FIUTT is a great route, really brilliant stemming. There's a 5.8 just left of it, same start, that has had a bolt at the beginning that came and went at least twice in the two years I lived there. The rationale was that if you need the bolt, use the tree instead, made perfect sense to me.

 

Sounds like the tree is gone: mtn project: fiutt, that's a sadder bit of climber impact than the one bolt battle.

 

This is the same crag you'll find Shriveled Penis at, along with Stoner's Boner (a route climbed by mistake)

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Menstruating whale snatch.

Slurp Circle.

Transuniversal Metagalactic Zebra Puke.

CocaCola Douche.

Rip it off, wrap it up, stick it in.

Mystic Potato Head Groove Thing.

 

with the exception of the first, all off fuggs wall at vantage courtesy of Bill Robbins.

 

 

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a possible new route to the far left side of solar slab terrace at RR. Climbed up the Solar Slab chimney system to find a fuck load of people on all the usual variations up. So we spied a "crack" far off to the left side of the terrace. Climbed it for 2 loose pitches to a big tree. No sign of any previous raps off the tree. We named it

 

"Shapp-Lubbel Solar Fucked"

 

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