IB

[StevenSeagal]

Your mom.

 

Isn't every post in Spray just a long-winded version of this one?

 

Actually, pretty much every spray thread, particularly ones about bolts or politics, goes something like this:

 

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[Hugh Conway]

SS you suck at funny

[kevbone]

 

What was this thread about?

 

An awesome multi-pitch mixed route that was rap bolted in a wilderness area.

[kevbone]

[video:youtube]

[StevenSeagal]

SS you suck at funny

 

Yeah? Well I've heard the same about my acting. At least I can still kick your ass.

 

[ivan]

[video:youtube]

wait - is he using an ELECTRIC camera in a fucking fuck fuckall wilderness zone?!?

[Bug]

for f&*k sakes.... if you dont like the fact that there are bolts. dont climb the f*&king route. if there bolts are next to cracks, well that different. But really, YOU didnt do the FA, if you wanted to put a bold r/x rated route up the face then you should have gone and sent it before those guys put the bolts in. now its too late and it isnt your route. so shut the f*&k up and stop making these stupid fu*&ing threads to sounds all manly like 'im gonna go chop bolts' cause im a wannabe hardman. and if you chop it you had better f*&king do it on lead, ground up, hanging from hooks or chopping from stances or you are no better than the guys who put the bolts in.

 

Dude...you got a really dirty mouth for a young guy and trust me, that's not an asset and it won't serve you well in the long run.

 

To the point...the route IS a mistake....it was power-drilled in a wilderness area. It doesn't have the right to exist and in my opinion, correctly so. Mistakes should be corrected if possible. It's possible, preferably by the ones who make them.

 

Wilderness areas are an arbitrary human designation, as is no-bolt regulation (is that regulation even on the books?)in such areas. Want to argue this point? I present to you the Marble Mountain Wilderness, where herds of cows still graze, and a host of other wildernesses that allow similar, far more unsightly use.

 

So, we are really left only with your opinion, stripped of its usual holiday wrapping of false legitimacy and implied authority.

 

Nuff said there.

Will the honorable republican from Wyoming yeild the floor?

[ivan]

Will the honorable republican from Wyoming yeild the floor?

dude, irish ex-catholics only yield the floor when they're pulled off it by their heels, generally covered in their own vomit and piss n' fumbling w/ the words for "whiskey you're the devil"

[Bug]

Will the honorable republican from Wyoming yeild the floor?

dude, irish ex-catholics only yield the floor when they're pulled off it by their heels, generally covered in their own vomit and piss n' fumbling w/ the words for "whiskey you're the devil"

It doesn't matter.

I just wanted to call him a republican.

A republican senator from Montana said almost the same thing but since he was replaced by a Democrat I said Wyoming where they still have republicans. Aaaaaannnyway, "Joe Montana" ended his monologue by saying, "Hell I feel like I'm in a wilderness when I see a squirrel in my back yard."

Apparently the concept of ecosystems escapes this sort.

But don't let me interrupt your welding......

[marc_leclerc]

Is there any walk off, scramble off.. or some way of getting down from the top without rapping. If one say wanted to free-solo the climb?

 

I mean the rap bolters must have gotten up there somehow?

 

[ivan]

you can't downclimb it?

[G-spotter]

I b

irritable bowelsyndrome

[marc_leclerc]

you can't downclimb it?

 

Personally, I sure wouldnt want too.

[kevbone]

Is there any walk off, scramble off..

 

I have heard there is a walk off.....but is takes you way out of the way. The raps suck. Take belay gloves for the raps.

[Bug]

That's one of the differences between mountains and crags.

[tvashtarkatena]

IB...were it to be uttered in an episode of Deadwood:

 

In-Fuckin-finite Cock Suckin Bliss!

[ivan]

funny, i'm watching a fine episode of cocksucka right now

 

"amateur night"

 

i'm not thinking any of the denizens of deadwood would give a flying fucking 'bout this particuliar issue

[Hugh Conway]

too bad about deadwood, rome, john from cincy (I did like it)

 

curious how the NJ show coming in the fall will turn out

[ivan]

rome had run its course - never gave cincy a chance, hardhearted prick that i am

[tvashtarkatena]

You are one fuckin entangled inebriate.

[kukuzka1]

you can go down the west shoulder ive heard its not to bad."its all about the fun!" i told ow i wouldnt comment on this anymore so nevermind

[Off_White]

Oh, your comments are more than welcome if you wanna make them, I didn't ask you to keep mum. You're wise to be wary of the slippery slope of online jabber though, it's been the ruin of many a poor boy...

[Hugh Conway]

Oh, your comments are more than welcome if you wanna make them, I didn't ask you to keep mum. You're wise to be wary of the slippery slope of online jabber though, it's been the ruin of many a poor boy...

 

"the house of the rising sun" being the ruin of many a poor girl

[tvashtarkatena]

Oh, your comments are more than welcome if you wanna make them, I didn't ask you to keep mum. You're wise to be wary of the slippery slope of online jabber though, it's been the ruin of many a poor boy...

 

Don't do it....

[kukuzka1]

this shit is scarier than soloing that face