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Cpt.Caveman

Message to you people that like to threaten me :)

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Cavey,

I would be careful of this group. I hear the chosen victim is made to put on spandex and then climb a 5.8 route that has bolts every three feet. Loathsome bunch of miscreants they are!!!

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caveman, here is a blankie you can hide under. watch out for the boggie climber!

blanket.GIF

 

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I got one too. It was almost as cute as it was spineless. Will is gonna feel really left out if he didn't get one too. I hope those cowardly bastards weren't so insensitive as to leave him out.

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quote:

Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman:

From :

"JOE CITZEN" <verticalfreadomfighter@hotmail.com>


Look at his email address. The dumbass can't even spell freedom right. Its gonna take more brain power than that to form a posse of cell phone carrying idiots...

Oh yeah, CITIZEN is spelled incorrectly also. Strike two...

[This message has been edited by offwidthclimber (edited 08-03-2001).]

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Just keep moving, so they don't mistake you for a rock formation. Otherwise you'll be brushed, drilled, bolted, hang-dogged, red-pointed and chopped before you can even cry rape.

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What?!! No threats for me? Maybe the cell-phone posse are "out of their local calling area" down in Portland.

Hopefully they are reading this thread...'cause I got three words for them:

ANONYMITY EQUALS COWARDICE

"Uhhh me and my no-grammar havin' posse gonna straight cold-cock your ass once we figure out how to get the '74 Nova off the blocks in the yard and how to lock-up the trailer"

Whatever! Glad to know you are self appointed representatives of the "majority of the climbing community". Again, whatever, it's not a particularly hard task to find me.

The cell phone posse, that's the best laugh I've had all week. They should be warned, uncle sam's finest trained Cavey how to rip off a man's ear with his bare hands and force-feed it to him as a party trick.

 

 

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OK Cellphone-posse fucknuts, here's a pic of me, now you won't have any trouble figuring out who I am, spelling my name might be a challenege for you though. pict0024.jpg

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it must be just the angle of the camera will, but one of your arms looks a lot bigger than the other one, have you been doing a lot of one fisted exercise lately?

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will, is that my sister's room?

bro i think they don't want you, shit man you only got like aunder 200 posts, you are cannon fodder compared to the likes of caveman and retro.

 

 

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Erik, I'll never tell, you'll have to ask your sister what I was doin' there.

And Dru that arm discrepancy could only come from many years of such excercise, don't trivialize my "training" by thinking you could wank your way to that level in a month or two.

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Will, in this photo you almost look like Lance Armstrong's evil twin! But then, I think Lance looks a bit like Tim McVeigh... wink.gif

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I do all my one arm exercise bicep curling pints of stout from table to mouth. bigdrink.gif

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you dont curl kegs you lie under the tap and hold it open!!!

"what are you doing under that keg?"

"i am training for the CC.com Fall Get Together"

 

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KEG STAND!!!!!

"What are you doing on top of my keg numbnuts?!!!

"TRAIIIINNNING Master Sargeant!"

"Why are you training numbnuts?!"

"TO DEFEAAAAAAT THE CELL PHONE POSSEE Master Sargeant!"

"Very good then, carry-on numbnuts!"

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You better watch your own selves cowards! You are weak and pathetic to confront me like this.

-Ray Borbon

From :

"JOE CITZEN" <verticalfreadomfighter@hotmail.com>

Add verticalfreadomfighter@hotmail.com to My Messenger Buddies.

 

To :

FATBOYCLIMBER@HOTMAIL.COM

 

Subject :

NAZI

 

Date :

Fri, 03 Aug 2001 19:34:57 +0000

 

Reply Reply All Forward Delete Put in Folder...InboxSent MessagesDraftsTrash Can Printer Friendly Version

OK RAY YOUR NAZI ATTITUDE HAS GOT OUR ATENTION (THE MAJORITY OF NW CLIMBERS) WE HAVE FORMED A POSSE AND WILL BE LOOKING FOR YOU AT THE CRAGS . ARMED WITH CELL PHONES IT SHOLDN'T TAKE LONG TO CATCH UP WITH YOU (ISN'T TECHNOLGY GREAT )WE HAVE A GREAT PLACE TO PUT THAT CROW BAR!!!!

BE SEEING YOU SOON

 

 

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Ho dude. Heavy use of CAPITAL LETTERS!!!! If they can't spell how are they gonna use a cell phone properly? How do they know what you look like anyways?

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I bet you are really scared of the sport posse! HAH! Those weiners don't stand a chance even if they figure out how to get to the mountains. mad.gif

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once again the internet, prevails as the weak asses tool of choice.

[This message has been edited by erik (edited 08-03-2001).]

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