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When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin

Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were

just an example of empire building by George Bush.

He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United

States has sent many of its fine young men and women

into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders.

The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.

It became very quiet in the room.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Then there was a conference in France where a number

of international engineers were taking part, including French and

American. During a break one of the French engineers

came back into the room saying 'Have you heard

the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an

aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims.

What does he intended to do, bomb them?'

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our

carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred

people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to

shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 5,000

people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of

fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for

use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck..

We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'

Once again, dead silence.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference

that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and

French navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large

group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped

their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans

learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is

it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the America n Admiral replied 'Maybe it's

because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you

wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could have heard a pin drop

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE A group of

Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour. Robert

Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.

At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his

passport in his carry on. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the

customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France

previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't

have to show it."

"Impossible. Americans always have to show your

passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard

look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach

on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, i couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

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When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin

Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were

just an example of empire building by George Bush.

He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United

States has sent many of its fine young men and women

into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders.

The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.

It became very quiet in the room.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Then there was a conference in France where a number

of international engineers were taking part, including French and

American. During a break one of the French engineers

came back into the room saying 'Have you heard

the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an

aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims.

What does he intended to do, bomb them?'

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our

carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred

people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to

shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 5,000

people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of

fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for

use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck..

We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'

Once again, dead silence.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference

that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and

French navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large

group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped

their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans

learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is

it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the America n Admiral replied 'Maybe it's

because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you

wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could have heard a pin drop

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE A group of

Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour. Robert

Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.

At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his

passport in his carry on. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the

customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France

previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't

have to show it."

"Impossible. Americans always have to show your

passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard

look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach

on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, i couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

America - fuck yeah!

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could it be the same people who wrote this fucking gem that i had forwarded to me by half a dozen mofo's today?

Class Act: Written on Jan. 21, 2009

 

Yesterday

 

1. Outgoing President George W. Bush quietly boards his helicopter and

leaves for Texas, commenting only: “Today is not about me. Today is a

historical day for our nation and people.”

 

Eight years ago yesterday:

 

1. Outgoing President Bill Clinton schedules two separate radio addresses

to the nation, and organizes a public farewell speech/ rally in downtown

Washington D.C. scheduled to directly conflict with incoming President

Bush’s inauguration ceremony.

 

Yesterday:

 

2. President Bush leaves office without issuing a single Presidential

pardon, only granting a commutation of sentence to two former border patrol

agents convicted of shooting a convicted drug smuggler. He does not grant

any type of clemency to Scooter Libby or any other former political aide,

ally, or business partner.

 

 

Eight years ago yesterday:

 

2.. President Clinton issues 140 pardons and several commutations of

sentence on his final day in office. Included in these are: billionaire

financier, convicted tax evader, and leading Democratic campaign contributor

Marc Rich; Whitewater scandal figure Susan McDougal; Congressional Post

Office Scandal figure and former Democratic Congressman Dan Rostenkowski;

convicted bank fraud, sexual assault and child porn perpetrator and former

Democratic Congressman Melvin Reynolds; and convicted drug felon Roger

Clinton, the President’s half-brother.

 

Yesterday:

 

3. The Bush daughters leave gift baskets in the White House bedrooms for

the Obama daughters, containing flowers, candy, stuffed animals, DVD’s and

CD’s, and heartfelt notes of encouragement and advice for the young girls on

how to prepare for their new lives in the White House.

 

Eight years ago Yesterday:

 

3. Clinton and Gore staffers rip computer wires and electrical outlets from

the White House walls, stuff piles of notebook papers into the White House

toilets, systematically remove the letter “W” from every computer key-pad in

the entire White House, and damage several thousand dollars worth of

furniture in the White House master bedroom.

 

Headlines On This Date 4 Years Ago as Bush Began his 2nd Term :

 

“Republicans spending $42 million on inauguration while troops Die in

unarmored Humvees”

 

“Bush extravagance exceeds any reason during tough economic times”

 

“Fat cats get their $42 million inauguration party, Ordinary Americans get

the shaft”

 

Headlines Today Jan., 21, 2009:

 

“Historic Obama Inauguration will cost only $170 million”

 

“Obama Spends $170 million on inauguration; America Needs A Big Party”

 

“Everyman Obama shows America how to celebrate”

 

“Citibank executives contribute $8 million to Obama Inauguration”

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Who writes this kind of crap? Good question! I'd say it's probably some mixture of propaganda hacks on furlough from the Cato Institute or Reader's Digest, retired veteran goofs wearing twin-peaked caps emblazoned with numerous trinkets, your Mom, bored housewives of corporate execs who (still)have too much time on their hands that mad as hell that they have to shop at Costco now, Republicans, out of work Paul Ron campaign workers...

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