billcoe Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Need your help and ideas to name this route. Adam spent lots of time cleaning this line which he led ground up Saturday in fine style. Here he is taking a 2nd victory toprope lap, sans shoes and chalkbag while buddy Jesse who accompanied us took these great tasteless tasteful art photos. We need your suggestions with a name as my suggestion of "Dirty Crack" was not well received for obvious reasons. What do you have for a route name? You can tell from the 3 layers of clothes I have on that it was colder than a witches ti**y out, snow was still on the ground. Just an inspired thing I guess. These guys are OFF THE HOOK funny! Both of their wive's are not around for what ever reason so it was play time. I was laughing my ass off all day long at one thing or another. Wore and old man out I'll tell ya. Damn I look old there. This thing just happened so quick. One moment we're discussing the stone nudes calender Link which morphed into something which might have resembled this conversation but I wasn't paying much attention: Dude 1: "They're always girls" Dude 2: "Gorgeous too" Dude 1 or 3 "How come guys don't do that?" Other dude "Chicken I guess" "Hey, I'm not chicken" "Uhh, sure dude".............. whoosh, off go the clothes! Jesse: "Awesome!.... I'm taking pictures" I'm like WTF? Huh? Not even shoes? OK, on belay (check your own knot). ps, real nice line. It's a total gear route,@ 90-100', no bolts on it or on top @ 5.7, I suspect within a year or 2, it will be the most popular easy and safe gear route in the PDX metro area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 ummmm.....ummmm....and do you guys know folks that bill, in fact does NOT do drugs?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Yup, and 100% sober as well. I like "Adams Crack" for the name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 "Swinging low"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 How about "Codpiece"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokogirl Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 "Booty Call" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 good one! How about: Jewels of Da Nile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Priceless (Your ass on the internet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Bold and cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Shoes are aid This route looks a lot better in person, this pic makes the rock look blocky and broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Man, that's just unclean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokogirl Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 (edited) HMMM...."Chilly Willy". Bill, in the first pic is there chock on his butt? Edited February 4, 2009 by Tokogirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 chock on the butt (route name) Ha ha! (i think it's light reflecting Tokogirl) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokogirl Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Dappling on his butt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 How about a "Men of Cascadeclimbers.com" calender? You ladies can vote in the winning entry's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokogirl Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Where do I sign up?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Where do I sign up?? Just start a thread with Adams pics here on it and then open it up and ask for submissions. Get a bunch of your girlfriends and GF climber types together to get dudes to submit and to talk over the fine points of the art....Maybe put it on spray so people can open up and talk raunchy:-) Guys love to show it. Pretty soon, it'll be hot and cold naked pics of Fabio, Rob Lowe, Adam here and perhaps even the infamous man of mystery and star of Romance novels "Jake Porter". The young man taking these pictures would I'm sure be classified as "Hot" by any woman who would look at him (if you could talk him into posting a pic), and could probably model any agency he walked into. 6'2", 175 lbs, hard as a rock. (body I mean) For me, at 54 I look like a marshmallow, so no one wants to see me naked but my wife...and even then..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokogirl Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 6'2" 175 - sounds hot and he climbs!! Always a bonus. Yes, some of my GF and I have chatted about it. Several husbands/boyfriends thought it would be fun but I think when reality sets in it maybe a challenge. Bribing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Shit, I've been throwing my nudies around this site for a couple years now, and I get nuthin' from you guyz. Nobody here loves me... :cry: Oh, if there's any stemming invoved in the route, I'll offer up Teabaggin' for a name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Sobo, I think you need to refresh our memory.... Bill, looks like you guys were having way too much fun out there. How about "Stoned Nudes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Just a few quick ideas: "Scratched Helmet"? "Shrinkage"? "Not Very Hard"? "5.0"? "Bulldog"? "Ghey Belay"? "Slipknot"? "Streak"? "Skidmarks"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Sobo, I think you need to refresh our memory... Howz'bout I just refresh yours...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Sobo, I think you need to refresh our memory... Howz'bout I just refresh yours...? That's what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 When one has a birthday cake like this, it's too late for naked pictures. Revel in your youth while ya have it I guess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Larry Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 dirty white boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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