Lucky Larry Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 5.10 Commandments of Rock Climbing 1. You shall not have any false graven idolatrous bolts to set against my stone. 2. You shall never make the stone carved, chipped, hammered or glued into an idol image unto your ego to send. 3.You shall never curse, invoke evil, damn or profane the stone for it will punish you; even when you don't. 4. Keep holy the Sabbath and honor the stone with buckets of beer, crates of chips, buckets of salsa, and full on raging. 5. Honor the Stone with trad gear. 6. You shall only commit murder on partners that question your: gear placements, belays, judgement, taste in women and beer and animals, navigational skills, snoring, and forgetting the rope. 7.You shall not commit adultery on a partners girlfriend, wife, children, animals, gear or vacuum cleaner. 8.Thou shalt only steal time from your girlfriend/boyfriend to go climbing. 9.You shall give no false witness against gear manufactuers for your own dumb ass mistakes. 10. You shall not speak evil of other climbers; at least not until they have left the room for another beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz 6. You shall only commit murder on partners that question your: ...snoring,... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz talk about a wasted opportunity to avail yerself of the emoticon! :yawn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 HELLO! JUST LOGGED ONTO THE INTERNET, CHECKING OUT WHAT IS UP WITH THE KIDS!!! FUCK ALL YALL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 HELLO! JUST LOGGED ONTO THE INTERNET, CHECKING OUT WHAT IS UP WITH THE KIDS!!! FUCK ALL YALL! SHOULDN'T YOU BE HUNKERING DOWN!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dechristo Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 What brand is the backpack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 5.10 Commandments of Rock Climbing 1. You shall not have any false graven idolatrous bolts to set against my stone. 2. You shall never make the stone carved, chipped, hammered or glued into an idol image unto your ego to send. 3.You shall never curse, invoke evil, damn or profane the stone for it will punish you; even when you don't. 4. Keep holy the Sabbath and honor the stone with buckets of beer, crates of chips, buckets of salsa, and full on raging. 5. Honor the Stone with trad gear. 6. You shall only commit murder on partners that question your: gear placements, belays, judgement, taste in women and beer and animals, navigational skills, snoring, and forgetting the rope. 7.You shall not commit adultery on a partners girlfriend, wife, children, animals, gear or vacuum cleaner. 8.Thou shalt only steal time from your girlfriend/boyfriend to go climbing. 9.You shall give no false witness against gear manufactuers for your own dumb ass mistakes. 10. You shall not speak evil of other climbers; at least not until they have left the room for another beer. Welcome to spray Lash.......see you on NYD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 6.5 ...and condition of the rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Hay,Isn't that FW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 What brand is the backpack? Is that a Gregory Sodomite Pro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 5.10 Commandments of Rock Climbing 1. You shall not have any false graven idolatrous bolts to set against my stone. 2. You shall never make the stone carved, chipped, hammered or glued into an idol image unto your ego to send. 3.You shall never curse, invoke evil, damn or profane the stone for it will punish you; even when you don't. 4. Keep holy the Sabbath and honor the stone with buckets of beer, crates of chips, buckets of salsa, and full on raging. 5. Honor the Stone with trad gear. 6. You shall only commit murder on partners that question your: gear placements, belays, judgement, taste in women and beer and animals, navigational skills, snoring, and forgetting the rope. 7.You shall not commit adultery on a partners girlfriend, wife, children, animals, gear or vacuum cleaner. 8.Thou shalt only steal time from your girlfriend/boyfriend to go climbing. 9.You shall give no false witness against gear manufactuers for your own dumb ass mistakes. 10. You shall not speak evil of other climbers; at least not until they have left the room for another beer. Classic! _________________________________________________________________ Nothing to do with your post, but wanted to put this somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Larry Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 6.5 ...and condition of the rope. heyzues, I am just now figuring out how to navigate this ship Jim--beam me up. 4 soome unexplained reason I thought i would get an e-mail if anyone made a comment about a post that I have made.Q: do I always have to look back at all posts I've made to see if there has been a response? By bthe way ; did u ever get a knew rope? I mean--new, new or just knew to u? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Larry Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 That face looks familiar:slow larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Place thine protection well lest the ground rise up to smite thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Larry Posted August 3, 2010 Author Share Posted August 3, 2010 Place thine protection well lest the ground rise up to smite thee. nice, and thanks 4 the biner capture rope clip jug reminder; although John long has never had a jug pop off the rope it doesn't mean it can't/won't/shouldn't/couldn't/wouldn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Probably wouldn't happen, but jugging has always made me a bit nervous, even to watch. It's why I really like the idea of Beal's new Unicore ropes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Hey Larry, when you reply to a topic (or start one for that matter) there's a box you can check that says "add this thread to my watched topics" that should do it. You might have to edit your your preferences (MY STUFF on the top bar, pull down menu to Preferences) to make sure the box labeled By default should anything added to your Watch Lists be emailed to you? is checked "yes". Otherwise, yes, you have to keep checking threads to see if anyone has responded to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 11. Log on to cc.com at least 5x daily. Scroll list of recent topics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Larry Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 Hey Larry, when you reply to a topic (or start one for that matter) there's a box you can check that says "add this thread to my watched topics" that should do it. You might have to edit your your preferences (MY STUFF on the top bar, pull down menu to Preferences) to make sure the box labeled By default should anything added to your Watch Lists be emailed to you? is checked "yes". Otherwise, yes, you have to keep checking threads to see if anyone has responded to you. thank u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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