olyclimber Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 No...he was on a much more potent cocktail Quote
Off_White Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 works for me, you'd better kick your machine. Quote
sobo Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 beat it like I beat my kids. still no joy. Quote
Off_White Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Well, it's not really a winner, so you're not missing much. Quote
olyclimber Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 but if we could devote 5-6 more posts to it, maybe it could be? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted September 10, 2008 Author Posted September 10, 2008 Â So your idea of fulfillment is getting compliments on your flower macro shots and spending countless hours on stupid Youtube videos....GOOD FOR YOU....but no need to be threatened by the possibility that there might be more to life that you are missing out on. Â Were you sent here to reveal God's personal plan for me? Â That would be a bit arrogant, but that said, I'd like to believe that the bitch-tittie chiding kicked off a little personal fitness epiphany on your part...you are looking slimmer....dare I take credit? Â Believe whatever makes you happy. Given your religion, it seems that you're prone to it. Â I've always been as svelt, smooth and bronzed as a gazelle. Italian super-underwear model material. Ask any of my climbing partners. My narcissism requires it. Â The only affect on my personal life that some of you have had is to provide some great companionship, friendship, and of course copious subject material for my waste-of-life youtube presentations. You know who you are. I'm looking forward to another year digitally recording your strange behaviors. Â I'd also like to thank my long suffering mother, late father, the first human to ever leave the African continent, Microsoft for a their really shitty but nonetheless free-with-Office movie making application, and Universal Music Group for approving my use of "Dude Looks Like a Lady" for non-commercial purposes. Â Â Â Â Quote
rob Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 I may be an atheist, but I do believe in the easter bunny. Â I mean, HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN THE EGGS???!!! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted September 10, 2008 Author Posted September 10, 2008 In high school, I worked with a guy in the vineyards who claimed he was Jesus. Quote
bstach Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 My mom is Santa...yes its true, Santa is a *woman*!!!!11! And the beard and red suit are just products of the corporate whores at Coke. Quote
rob Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 corporate whores on coke? Man, I go to the wrong parties Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted September 10, 2008 Author Posted September 10, 2008 My dad used to tell us that he was the smartest guy in the world, but I knew I was the smartest guy in the world, so I knew it was bullshit. Quote
bstach Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 If TTK is correct about the nature of God, then McCain has got this election in the bag. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted September 10, 2008 Author Posted September 10, 2008 (edited) One may speculate on God's true temperment, but one can never know his plans. Â For example, God may will that Obama be elected to fuck his devout followers. Then, to fuck the liberals, God may have Obama fuck up royally, which could lead to a fundamentalist kook to be elected next time, pleasing his followers, followed by nuclear or climate related annihilation caused by the kook, which would not. Â This God already made America the most powerful country on earth, which has really fucked the world up for quite some time, so things are already on the right track. Â There's really only one commandment in this new theosophy: Â If you think God's on your side, you're gonna get fucked. Edited September 10, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
ivan Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 if god made man in his own image, god must be a really whiney bitch Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted September 10, 2008 Author Posted September 10, 2008 Here's a thought. Maybe God made his followers in his own image; the rest of us evolved like normal creatures. In that case, one would assume God has a bad perm and a trailer full of kids sporting mullets. Quote
prole Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Â As long as he doesn't look like this... Â Â Quote
Hugh Conway Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 As long as he doesn't look like this... Â Â All I see is this: Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted September 10, 2008 Author Posted September 10, 2008 As long as he doesn't look like this... Â Â Quote
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