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Yeah, every evangelical family has a loved-one in the freezer. And every Canadian Greyhound Bus has a headless body gushing blood all over the interior.

 

and every dropped TownCar in Lake City has a bullethole in the rear window

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Prole didn't do too well in Geography.

 

And you didn't too well in grammergrammar/spelling/punctuation- it's "geography" (no caps).

And you didn't do too well at spelling, either.

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Prole didn't do too well in Geography.

 

And you didn't too well in grammergrammar/spelling/punctuation- it's "geography" (no caps).

And you didn't do too well at spelling, either.

 

It's 5:15, Sobo, I hope you're drinking.

 

Fuck it all. Now I need a drink... :crosseye:

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Not tonight, 5K. Gotta give the ol' liver a reprieve sometime, ya know...

 

You know, sobo, there's research out there that drinking coffee strongly reduces the risk of getting cirrhosis. Perhaps instead of abstinence you should drink (more?) coffee.

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I was just thinking about this. Maybe he did the deed on the bus because the bus didn't stop at a pig farm?

 

Or, have you ever been on a flight and had someone next to you fall asleep with is head tilted in your direction? And then the asshole starts drooling on your shoulder?

 

I lived not far from the pig farm with all the dead whores on it. pretty crazy stuff.

 

When it comes to dating, geography is everything.

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It's 5:15, Sobo, I hope you're drinking.

Not tonight, 5K. Gotta give the ol' liver a reprieve sometime, ya know...

 

Damn. I live vicariously through your bacchanalian indulgences.

 

Surely you mean Bacchanalian, princess. :wave:

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Not tonight, 5K. Gotta give the ol' liver a reprieve sometime, ya know...

 

You know, sobo, there's research out there that drinking coffee strongly reduces the risk of getting cirrhosis. Perhaps instead of abstinence you should drink (more?) coffee.

I drink a pot of freedom-pressed java every morning. Perhaps this explains my functional alcoholism... :whistle:

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