layton Posted June 22, 2008 Posted June 22, 2008 I woke up at 12:45 today and am powerful hungry. I have a tupperware tub of tuna and mayo for tuna melts, but it's almost a week old from the last time I made tuna melts for lunch. Should I eat it? It smells ok, but there was some clear liquid at the bottom. I think I'm gonna go for it. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 22, 2008 Posted June 22, 2008 (edited) You're fucking insane. Ever had food poisoning? You'd rather be dying of cancer of the asshole. Throw that shit out unless you want to transform yourself into a giant puking, squirting Lawnbird sprinkler. Edited June 22, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
akhalteke Posted June 22, 2008 Posted June 22, 2008 You're fucking insane. Ever had food poisoning? You'd rather be dying of cancer of the asshole. Throw that shit out unless you want to transform yourself into a giant puking, squirting Lawnbird sprinkler. Puss. It passed the sniff test. Quote
mtn_mouse Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 I ate week old tuna in my fridge once, it smelled ok, and guess what?, my body rebelled. I couldn't eat tuna again for maybe two years. DON"T DO IT! Quote
layton Posted June 23, 2008 Author Posted June 23, 2008 I did it... Status change: Hunger satisfied Sandwich condition: delicious Fridge status: baren Quote
Hugh Conway Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 You're fucking insane. Ever had food poisoning? You'd rather be dying of cancer of the asshole. Throw that shit out unless you want to transform yourself into a giant puking, squirting Lawnbird sprinkler. It's cheaper than Jenny Craig you tubby bitch! Quote
sobo Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 You're fucking insane. Ever had food poisoning? You'd rather be dying of cancer of the asshole. Throw that shit out unless you want to transform yourself into a giant puking, squirting Lawnbird sprinkler. Puss. It passed the sniff test. It's TUNA fer chrissakes!!!1 It smells the same a week later as it does on the first day, no matter what's wrong with it (or not)! DANGER!!!1 WARNING, WILL ROBINSON! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) I did it... Status change: Hunger satisfied Sandwich condition: delicious Fridge status: baren It's a numbers game. Someday, you'll be shitting out your lower colon, wishing like a skint crack ho that you'd spent that $2.29 on a fresh can. There are only two situations that make me wish for death: the throws of food poisoning, and when RumR shares about with us about the heartbreaks of being 40 something (die laughing). Edited June 23, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 I thought this thread was about a new senior-fetish for the thread's author. Quote
RuMR Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) [t's a numbers game. Someday, you'll be shitting out your lower colon, wishing like a skint crack ho that you'd spent that $2.29 on a fresh can. There are only two situations that make me wish for death: the throws of food poisoning, and when RumR shares about with us about the heartbreaks of being 40 something (die laughing). so trash, did i tell you about how much it sucks to be 40?? CUE: GO KILL YOURSELF...PREFERABLY WITH SOME SALAMONELLA... Edited June 23, 2008 by RuMR Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 so trash, did i tell you about how much it sucks to be 40?? CUE: GO KILL YOURSELF...PREFERABLY WITH SOME SALAMONELLA... preferably with botulism Quote
Hugh Conway Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 There are only two situations that make me wish for death: the throws of food poisoning The pain of being unable to eat must be unbearable Quote
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