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I woke up at 12:45 today and am powerful hungry. I have a tupperware tub of tuna and mayo for tuna melts, but it's almost a week old from the last time I made tuna melts for lunch. Should I eat it? It smells ok, but there was some clear liquid at the bottom. I think I'm gonna go for it.

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You're fucking insane. Ever had food poisoning? You'd rather be dying of cancer of the asshole. Throw that shit out unless you want to transform yourself into a giant puking, squirting Lawnbird sprinkler.

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You're fucking insane. Ever had food poisoning? You'd rather be dying of cancer of the asshole. Throw that shit out unless you want to transform yourself into a giant puking, squirting Lawnbird sprinkler.

 

Puss. It passed the sniff test.

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You're fucking insane. Ever had food poisoning? You'd rather be dying of cancer of the asshole. Throw that shit out unless you want to transform yourself into a giant puking, squirting Lawnbird sprinkler.

 

It's cheaper than Jenny Craig you tubby bitch!

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You're fucking insane. Ever had food poisoning? You'd rather be dying of cancer of the asshole. Throw that shit out unless you want to transform yourself into a giant puking, squirting Lawnbird sprinkler.

 

Puss. It passed the sniff test.

It's TUNA fer chrissakes!!!1 It smells the same a week later as it does on the first day, no matter what's wrong with it (or not)!

 

DANGER!!!1 WARNING, WILL ROBINSON!

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I did it...

 

Status change: Hunger satisfied

Sandwich condition: delicious

Fridge status: baren

 

It's a numbers game. Someday, you'll be shitting out your lower colon, wishing like a skint crack ho that you'd spent that $2.29 on a fresh can.

 

There are only two situations that make me wish for death: the throws of food poisoning, and when RumR shares about with us about the heartbreaks of being 40 something (die laughing).

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[t's a numbers game. Someday, you'll be shitting out your lower colon, wishing like a skint crack ho that you'd spent that $2.29 on a fresh can.

 

There are only two situations that make me wish for death: the throws of food poisoning, and when RumR shares about with us about the heartbreaks of being 40 something (die laughing).

so trash, did i tell you about how much it sucks to be 40?? CUE: GO KILL YOURSELF...PREFERABLY WITH SOME SALAMONELLA... Edited by RuMR

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