layton Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 I woke up at 12:45 today and am powerful hungry. I have a tupperware tub of tuna and mayo for tuna melts, but it's almost a week old from the last time I made tuna melts for lunch. Should I eat it? It smells ok, but there was some clear liquid at the bottom. I think I'm gonna go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 I'd eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 (edited) You're fucking insane. Ever had food poisoning? You'd rather be dying of cancer of the asshole. Throw that shit out unless you want to transform yourself into a giant puking, squirting Lawnbird sprinkler. Edited June 22, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 You're fucking insane. Ever had food poisoning? You'd rather be dying of cancer of the asshole. Throw that shit out unless you want to transform yourself into a giant puking, squirting Lawnbird sprinkler. Puss. It passed the sniff test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I ate week old tuna in my fridge once, it smelled ok, and guess what?, my body rebelled. I couldn't eat tuna again for maybe two years. DON"T DO IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted June 23, 2008 Author Share Posted June 23, 2008 I did it... Status change: Hunger satisfied Sandwich condition: delicious Fridge status: baren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 You're fucking insane. Ever had food poisoning? You'd rather be dying of cancer of the asshole. Throw that shit out unless you want to transform yourself into a giant puking, squirting Lawnbird sprinkler. It's cheaper than Jenny Craig you tubby bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 t-rash could digest a tapeworm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 You're fucking insane. Ever had food poisoning? You'd rather be dying of cancer of the asshole. Throw that shit out unless you want to transform yourself into a giant puking, squirting Lawnbird sprinkler. Puss. It passed the sniff test. It's TUNA fer chrissakes!!!1 It smells the same a week later as it does on the first day, no matter what's wrong with it (or not)! DANGER!!!1 WARNING, WILL ROBINSON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No. 13 Baby Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I prefer my old tuna hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Leftover salmon is nice too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) I did it... Status change: Hunger satisfied Sandwich condition: delicious Fridge status: baren It's a numbers game. Someday, you'll be shitting out your lower colon, wishing like a skint crack ho that you'd spent that $2.29 on a fresh can. There are only two situations that make me wish for death: the throws of food poisoning, and when RumR shares about with us about the heartbreaks of being 40 something (die laughing). Edited June 23, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I thought this thread was about a new senior-fetish for the thread's author. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) [t's a numbers game. Someday, you'll be shitting out your lower colon, wishing like a skint crack ho that you'd spent that $2.29 on a fresh can. There are only two situations that make me wish for death: the throws of food poisoning, and when RumR shares about with us about the heartbreaks of being 40 something (die laughing). so trash, did i tell you about how much it sucks to be 40?? CUE: GO KILL YOURSELF...PREFERABLY WITH SOME SALAMONELLA... Edited June 23, 2008 by RuMR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 so trash, did i tell you about how much it sucks to be 40?? CUE: GO KILL YOURSELF...PREFERABLY WITH SOME SALAMONELLA... preferably with botulism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 There are only two situations that make me wish for death: the throws of food poisoning The pain of being unable to eat must be unbearable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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