olyclimber Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 F*ck the Earth Day - Watch more free videos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 I burned som old tires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Â I bought a Cadillac Escalade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 I celebrated it with your mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008  A long long time ago I can still remember how that spray used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside The day the spray died  So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my chevy to the levee But the levee was dry And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die  Did you write the Book of Love And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so Do you believe in rock n' roll Can spray save your mortal soul And can you teach me how to dance real slow Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym You both kicked off your shoes Man, I dig those really big boobs I was a lonely, teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the spray died I started singin'  Now for ten years we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone But that's not how it used to be When the Jester sang for the King and Queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean In a voice that came from you and me Oh, and while the King was looking down The Jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Lenin read a book on Marx The quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the spray died We were singin'  Helter Skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and falling fast It landed foul on the grass The players tried for a forward pass With the Jester on the sidelines in a cast Now the half-time air was sweet perfume While the Sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance Oh but we never got the chance 'Cause the players tried to take the field The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the spray died We started singing  Oh, and there we were, all in one place A generation lost in space With no time left to start again So come on, Jack, be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a horsecock 'Cause fire is the devils only friend Oh, and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in Hell Could break that Satan's spell And as flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight The day the spray died He was singing  I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the spray years before But the man there said the spray wouldn't play  And in the streets the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most Archenemy, Trask and Extremo Mountain Dude They caught the last train for the coast The day the spray died And they were singin'  Bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my chevy to the levy But the levy was dry And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singing this'll be the day that I die  They were singin' Bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my chevy to the levy But the levy was dry And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singing this'll be the day that I die   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 I stayed home. And I didn't use any toilet paper. Go green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 I stayed home. And I didn't use any toilet paper. Go green. Â You've been studied muslim culture too much. Â Note to self: do not touch Archie's left hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 i celebrated in my bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 i drove a hummer at 100 mph down i5 while eating mcdonalds quarter pounders out of the old-fashioned sytrofoam containers, throwing them right out the window as i finished each - and when i was done, i wiped my mouth w/ the american flag and ran over a bald eagle that was fucking a spotted owl, 'cuz that's gay and unnatural and not cool... Â ...then i went home and planted some ivy and blackberries in my neighbors back yard, to like, be nice to gaia n' stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 I lit methane. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 I ate a free range grass fed steak and drank some organic beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 I ate a free range grass fed steak and drank some organic beer! Â candyassed pansy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 candyassed pansy! Â I grilled one of those for earthday and served with a nice liberal whine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 cmon' ivan, at least credit dennis leary a little. Â ya know why? two words: nuclear fucking weapons. that's right we got the bomb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 candyassed pansy!  I grilled one of those for earthday and served with a nice liberal whine  i enjoye drinking wine liberally. i prefer that the cork be cork from the rainforest though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 While biking home from the office, I ridiculed a hipster-doofus driving a Prius for causing the war in Iraq. Â His self-righeous bumperstickers sent me over the edge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 cmon' ivan, at least credit dennis leary a little. ya know why? two words: nuclear fucking weapons. that's right we got the bomb! i only eat beef from cows that smoke - cows from virginia that have those cool tracheotomies-box things - ***mooooooo!!!!*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 i only eat cows that smoke - cows vagina that have those cool tracheotomies-box things - ***mooooooo!!!!*** Â You sick fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 UYYeBxCPcHQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Oh no! That's far worse than telling Congress that Iraq had WMD and we need to go to war with them. Or worse than not attacking Bin Laden in Pakistan because we didn't want to upset the political balance. Â Gosh FW, does this mean that ice shelves don't exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Try to stay on topic, Bug. All it demonstrates is the length that the left will go to to support their global warming orthodoxy. Apparently, they will even lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Apparently, they will even lie. Â Isn't that what true believers do? Â Or do you still believe there were WMDs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 uzgGUW__9Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 holy titties batman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Try to stay on topic, Bug. All it demonstrates is the length that the left will go to to support their global warming orthodoxy. Apparently, they will even lie. So lets be clear here. What was the lie? Are there ice sheets at the poles? Yes. Or do you dispute that? Are they shrinking? Yes. Or do you dispute that? Did the footage used in the documentary show real ice? No. It was computer generated. So how is this a lie? The Mona Lisa is a generated representation of a woman. Does that make Leonardo Divinci a liar? You are grasping a straws FW. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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