tvashtarkatena Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 Gear karma continues. Picked up a brand spanking pair of perfectly fitting Garmont Charmoz in the REI basement (paradise, if visited on the right day) for half price. Perhaps I will be struck down for wearing them (they do look plenty ghey), but hey, I've got til late spring before that happens. Manga takk, Jebus. Quote
joblo7 Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 good k , bad k , all earned....congrats... Quote
Cremaster Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 feck did and you guys had a cow... all glory to feck then, may he reign long and may his children be above average Quote
Bug Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 It would have died a graceful death by now had you heathens not persecuted us. Quote
sirwoofalot Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 I guessed right! that was War and Peace. Now back to this thread, "DIE YOUR GRAVY SUCKING PIG"! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 (edited) Accept Jebus as your personal assistant, but do not, at any time, list God as your personal physician. Edited January 4, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
ericb Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 Accept Jebus as your personal assistant, but do not, at any time, list God as your personal physician. how does running stairs 24:7 for eternity without your jog bra sound TTK? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 I like running stairs. Why do you hate prostate exams? Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 how does running stairs 24:7 for eternity without your jog bra sound TTK? stairs? try tiger mountain. naked in 33 degree rain. with his mouth sewn shut. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 (edited) I'll still keep posting on my wireless. Beats sitting on a cloud bored shitless. Edited January 4, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
ericb Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 how does running stairs 24:7 for eternity without your jog bra sound TTK? stairs? try tiger mountain. naked in 33 degree rain. with his mouth sewn shut. Brilliant evangelistic tool good man.....Having to see TTK naked for all eternity would drive the devil himself to the good book Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 how does running stairs 24:7 for eternity without your jog bra sound TTK? stairs? try tiger mountain. naked in 33 degree rain. with his mouth sewn shut. Brilliant evangelistic tool good man.....Having to see TTK naked for all eternity would drive the devil himself to the good book true that. in this world, one second of that sight would burn your retinas and turn you blind instantly. in the afterlife, you'd have no such good fortune. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 There's a bit too much focus on seeing me naked here, boyz. I mean, I like you as friends and all.... Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 There's a bit too much focus on seeing me naked here, boyz. I mean, I like you as friends and all.... it's perfectly innocent... nothing sexual about the michelin man crossed with the Stay-puf marshmallow guy. I think heaven would be donning Ghostbusters garb and taking you out Bill Murray style. Quote
ericb Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 There's a bit too much focus on seeing me naked here, boyz. I mean, I like you as friends and all.... it's perfectly innocent... nothing sexual about the michelin man crossed with the Stay-puf marshmallow guy. I think heaven would be donning Ghostbusters garb and taking you out Bill Murray style. Only the immediate vicinity will be covered with something of a decidedly different nature/color than marshmallow. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 There's a bit too much focus on seeing me naked here, boyz. I mean, I like you as friends and all.... it's perfectly innocent... nothing sexual about the michelin man crossed with the Stay-puf marshmallow guy. I think heaven would be donning Ghostbusters garb and taking you out Bill Murray style. Only the immediate vicinity will be covered with something of a decidedly different nature/color than marshmallow. True, that, but the nastiness might be offset by a hotter replacement for Sigourney Weaver? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 Jebus, I'm already bored here. Eternity with you guys? No thanks. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 Jebus, I'm already bored here. Eternity with you guys? No thanks. Go play with your titties if you're bored, and leave us alone. MKTHNKXBYE?! Quote
Bug Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 Accept Jebus as your personal assistant, but do not, at any time, list God as your personal physician. You will be sorry you posted this. See, I just lost my virginity at 48 to the good doctor with latex gloves. I'll send you the details in a PM. As he put it, "There is no discreet way to do this." I'm healthy. Thanks for asking. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 See, I just lost my virginity at 48 to the good doctor with latex gloves. I'll send you the details in a PM. As he put it, "There is no discreet way to do this." I'm healthy. Thanks for asking. Hey, Bug, it's MORE THAN ENOUGH to know that you're healthy, buddy. I told my doctor "The least you can do is tell me you love me" I think they get that one alot, though. Quote
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