The_Rooster Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 HELLO! Just thought I'd wish everyone a happy TURKEY day for tomorrow! Everyone have fun eating their TURKEY dinner tomorrow! Got it?!? TURKEY! TURKEY! TURKEY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I'm eatin Turducken, and I'm stuffing you inside that turkey jack ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I'm eatin Turducken, and I'm stuffing you inside that turkey jack ass! Although I admit I was gullible enough to try Tofurkey in my quest for assimilation at the holiday table, I'm surprised they don't have a vegetarian version of this one yet. Then again, being made from tofu, the name of it would provide an interesting challenge for the marketing dept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 It's not a challenge, it's a soy product. The carnivores still win here. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 You think the name tofucken won't sell. I'd like to see it in the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 like wise : have a great holiday all. Its a day for all of us to count all of the many blessings which we all have, living in one of the richest countries in the world, we all have so much to be Thankful for. I haven't seen my daughter in almost a year, and she'll be here in @ an hour. (Borat voice) VErrryy Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Thanksgiving in Seattle wouldn't be complete without a "Holidays are Murder on Turkey's" banner hanging from one of the Woodland Park pedestrian overpasses. This spectacular weather alone is enough to give thanks, but there's so much more. Happy Thanksgiving. Time to get my ass into the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 hangin with the family in beaver creek wishing there was more snow. thats ok because i brought a fat sac. happy turkey day to all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I heard that 54 million turkeys passed through human digestive tracts yesterday. CRAZY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 That's going to be one heck of a flush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 NO SHIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Dont you mean tons of shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 remember - turkeys are dinosaurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 remember - turkeys are dinosaurs. As are all the birds. Goose, duck, turkey, pheasant, chicken------yum, especially chicken---they taste like dinosaur. How the mighty have fallen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 The Roostersaurus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I think Kevbone is a Dinosaur. Can we eat HIM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 You'd swallow afterwards too I bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 You'd swallow afterwards too I bet. Gutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 You'd swallow afterwards too I bet. Thats Archenemy's job. I'm just here to shred and talk shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 You'd swallow afterwards too I bet. Turkey Day is all about the swallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 The weight of an average European swallow is 20 grams. The weight of an average Thanksgiving turkey is 5 kilograms. If you want to take the time to roast up 250 swallows, you go girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 They're named "Swallows" because they're bite-sized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 Bump! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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