What do you ride?

[lI1|1!]

justin stone

came into town

riding on a

 

walked into a bar

said "can i have a car"

cause my

goes awfully slow

don't ya know

[G-spotter]

I'm a cowboy

On a pale horse I ride

[milosh_k]

it is a steel horse.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

I'm a cowboy

On a pale pole I ride

 

Whatever, Mr. Brokeback.

[cj001f]

death rides a pale horse

[KaskadskyjKozak]

death rides a pale horse

 

Riding hard, high in the saddle

Winged steed of unwearing flight

Sweeping through air just like fire

Swift of the foot, great of might

 

Hear the screams (ow!)

Feel the bite

We ride with death

Tonight

 

Here it comes

You better hide

Shoot the guns

You're gonna die

 

Conquering all, spreading terror

Hoofs gallop in thunderous pound

Devouring the souls of the wretched

Trampling them down to the ground

 

Gripping the reins of destruction

Made of steel on his hands

Holder of forces immortal

Slaughtering all in his path

[lI1|1!]

Riding on the range,

I've got my hat - on,

I've got my boots - dusty.

 

I've got my saddle

On my horse.

He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger

Of course.

 

I wanna be a cowboy

and you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

and you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

 

Riding on the chuck wagon,

Following my man.

His name is Ted,

Can you believe that?

Camping on the prairie

Plays havoc with my hair.

Makes me feel quite dirty,

Though we all do sometimes

 

I wanna be a cowboy

and you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

and you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

 

Looking like a hero,

Six-gun at my side,

Chewing my tobacco.

Out on the horizon,

I see a puff of smoke.

Indians on the warpath,

White man speak-em with forked tongue.

Or not.

I wanna be a cowboy

and you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

 

My name is Ted,

And one day I'll be dead yo yo

 

[ams]

Quick question for you all: I ride on the back of a Honda Blackbird (CBRXX). Loads of fun, but when we hit over 105 my head gets forced back from the wind. I know other people that have had this experience. This bike was definitely designed for a single rider. I last about 1-2 minutes before my neck and shoulder starts aching. Any advice to reduce this? Besides getting my own?

Edited September 12, 2007 by ams

[tvashtarkatena]

Um...slow down? Either that or start dating a linebacker. Preferably one who gives a rip about your safety. 100+ speeds are for solo riding only, honey.

Edited September 12, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[counterfeitfake]

Yeah, no shit. At 105 if anything unexpected happens you're going to die. Save the high speeds for the track.

[i_like_sun]

This is what I want to be riding!

 

 

SO SICK.

[tvashtarkatena]

This is what I want to be riding!

 

 

SO SICK.

 

So go ride one.

[RuMR]

no...what's so sick is cj001f riding porter....NOW THAT'S SICK...

[cj001f]

Um...slow down? Either that or start dating a linebacker. Preferably one who gives a rip about your safety. 100+ speeds are for solo riding only, honey.

 

you might investigate your bf's closet to see if he has a shirt saying

"if you can read this the bitch fell off"

[tvashtarkatena]

Um...slow down? Either that or start dating a linebacker. Preferably one who gives a rip about your safety. 100+ speeds are for solo riding only, honey.

 

you might investigate your bf's closet to see if he has a shirt saying

"if you can read this the bitch fell off"

 

 

Correction: "If you can read this the bitch FLEW off"

[ams]

Um...slow down? Either that or start dating a linebacker. Preferably one who gives a rip about your safety. 100+ speeds are for solo riding only, honey.

 

you might investigate your bf's closet to see if he has a shirt saying

"if you can read this the bitch fell off"

 

 

Correction: "If you can read this the bitch FLEW off"

 

This made me laugh! I was serious about the question but I also knew it had a troll factor of plus 10 . . .

 

Thanks guys . . .

[lI1|1!]

[Adam13]

Not about bikes but I saw a truck yesterday and the tailgate had this painted on it:

EVIL LANDLORD "Christmas Eve Evictions My Specialty"

[tvashtarkatena]

 

Seriously though, your only options are a) only ride downwind in a hurricane, b) have your head shrunk, or c) ride only on airless worlds. Here on earth, wind happens.

 

 

Edited September 12, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[Adam13]

Someone should try that riding downwind in a hurrican thing. Probably get alot of hit on UTube, too bad whoever did it would never get to watch it.

[G-spotter]

I was cruisin' in my Stingray late one night,

When an XKE pulled up on the right

He rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag,

And challenged me then and there to a drag

I said "You're on buddy -- my mill's running fine,

Let's come off the line now at Sunset and Vine

But I'll go you one better, if you've got the nerve,

Let's race all the way -- to Dead Man's Curve"

(Dead Man's Curve) is no place to play

(Dead Man's Curve) you'd best keep away

(Dead Man's Curve) I can hear 'em say:

"Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve"

The street was deserted late Friday night;

We were buggin' each other while we sat out the light

We both popped the clutch when the light turned green,

You shoulda heard the whine from my screamin' machine

I flew past La Brea, Schwab's and Crescent Heights,

And all the Jag could see were my six taillights

He passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve,

But I pulled her out and there we were - at Dead Man's Curve

(Dead Man's Curve) is no place to play

(Dead Man's Curve... [sounds of skids and crashes] )

(Spoken): "Well, the last thing I remember, Doc,

I started to swerve

And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve

I know I'll never forget that horrible sight,

I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right"

Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve...

(Dead Man's Curve) is no place to play

(Dead Man's Curve) you'd best keep away

(Dead Man's Curve) I can hear 'em say:

"Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve"

(Dead Man's Curve) is no place to play

(Dead Man's Curve) you'd best keep away

(Dead Man's Curve) I can hear 'em say:

"Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve" (fade)

[Macson]

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

[jmace]

Put your hands on the tank and lean forward, dunno what these guys are saying 100+ is for single riders only...fast is good

[tvashtarkatena]

Someone should try that riding downwind in a hurrican thing. Probably get alot of hit on UTube, too bad whoever did it would never get to watch it.

 

What would be the problem? With a decent crotch rocket you'd be riding faster than the flying debris, so you wouldn't have to worry about it hitting you; you'd have to worry about hitting IT. In a Cat. 5 storm you'd only be doing a few mph faster than the debris. Find a straight road going in the right direction and you've got a pretty good little video clip on your hands.

[i_like_sun]

This is what I want to be riding!

 

 

SO SICK.

 

So go ride one.

 

 

Only eight grand away.