Stupid people

[Sherri]

I pulled up behind a pickup truck leaving Home Depot yesterday, and in the bed of the truck was a large cardboard box printed with the following: "WARNING: IF YOU CANNOT LIFT THIS BOX, IT IS TOO HEAVY."

 

Are we really so stupid now that we need to be told that a box we cannot lift is too heavy???

 

Has it come this?

 

[olyclimber]

That sign was clearly discriminatory. What about those who can lift it? Shouldn't they be informed that it isn't too heavy? I smell a class action suit.

[Sherri]

I could have lifted it.

[counterfeitfake]

What does that even mean?

[rob]

I saw one on a safety-procedure card on an airplane, that said, "IF YOU CANNOT READ THIS, PLEASE CONTACT A FLIGHT ATTENDANT."

 

I just about slit my wrists.

[Sherri]

What does that even mean?

 

Probably means somebody tried to lift a box that was too heavy, got hurt, and then sued the company because no one warned them that it could be too heavy to lift. Just a guess.

[olyclimber]

Or it could mean

[Sherri]

I swear that dude is a lip-syncher.

[archenemy]

I love the signs on the brass sculptures at the Zoo:

Warning, may be hot

 

No shit? A big hunk of metal heats up those three days of sunshine we get.

[Crux]

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[sobo]

This, from the literature packaged with my avy beacon:

 

"WARNING: Wearing this avalanche beacon will not prevent avalanches."

 

Sumbuddy gimme a fucking break!

[RogerJ]

Sometimes things are just not quite clear.

 

[counterfeitfake]

What does that even mean?

 

Probably means somebody tried to lift a box that was too heavy, got hurt, and then sued the company because no one warned them that it could be too heavy to lift. Just a guess.

 

But you have to try to lift it to know.

[Sherri]

My brain hurts.

[lizard_brain]

My brain hurts.

 

Well it will have to come out then, Mr. Gumby!

 

 

 

[catbirdseat]

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Crux, that person is just plain boring and self-absorbed.

[No. 13 Baby]

Seems like the right thread for this:

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[Crux]

Crux, that person is just plain boring and self-absorbed.

She is a teenager, an

. (What's your excuse?)

 

Edited August 8, 2007 by Crux

[Dechristo]

I have a number of warnings posted on my package.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

verrrrysloooowpitch

[i_like_sun]

 

 

Seems like the right thread for this:

AgBrVzbZYHY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lmao:Hell yes. Not too far off the truth!

[cj001f]

IF YOU CAN'T READ THIS SHOOT YOURSELF

[sk]

My brain hurts.

 

me too

[archenemy]

Mine used to. But ever since my lobotomy, I've felt a lot better.