Sherri Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I pulled up behind a pickup truck leaving Home Depot yesterday, and in the bed of the truck was a large cardboard box printed with the following: "WARNING: IF YOU CANNOT LIFT THIS BOX, IT IS TOO HEAVY." Are we really so stupid now that we need to be told that a box we cannot lift is too heavy??? Has it come this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 That sign was clearly discriminatory. What about those who can lift it? Shouldn't they be informed that it isn't too heavy? I smell a class action suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 I could have lifted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 What does that even mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I saw one on a safety-procedure card on an airplane, that said, "IF YOU CANNOT READ THIS, PLEASE CONTACT A FLIGHT ATTENDANT." I just about slit my wrists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 What does that even mean? Probably means somebody tried to lift a box that was too heavy, got hurt, and then sued the company because no one warned them that it could be too heavy to lift. Just a guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Or it could mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 I swear that dude is a lip-syncher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I love the signs on the brass sculptures at the Zoo: Warning, may be hot No shit? A big hunk of metal heats up those three days of sunshine we get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 rQ8Jre9E5Ws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 This, from the literature packaged with my avy beacon: "WARNING: Wearing this avalanche beacon will not prevent avalanches." Sumbuddy gimme a fucking break! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Sometimes things are just not quite clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 What does that even mean? Probably means somebody tried to lift a box that was too heavy, got hurt, and then sued the company because no one warned them that it could be too heavy to lift. Just a guess. But you have to try to lift it to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 My brain hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 My brain hurts. Well it will have to come out then, Mr. Gumby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 rQ8Jre9E5Ws Crux, that person is just plain boring and self-absorbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No. 13 Baby Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Seems like the right thread for this: AgBrVzbZYHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 (edited) Crux, that person is just plain boring and self-absorbed. She is a teenager, an . (What's your excuse?) Edited August 8, 2007 by Crux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I have a number of warnings posted on my package. verrrrysloooowpitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Seems like the right thread for this: AgBrVzbZYHY :lmao:Hell yes. Not too far off the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 IF YOU CAN'T READ THIS SHOOT YOURSELF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 My brain hurts. me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Mine used to. But ever since my lobotomy, I've felt a lot better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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