pink Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 sex makes me want to climb and climbing makes me want have sex. can anybody relate to this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Yeah, I ave sex and I climb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 fondling yer nuts makes you want to have sex, and having sex w/ proto-primate females makes you want to climb up very, very high away from them so you can forget what a naughty fucker you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Well, climbing increases my testosterone and thus my desire to start remove clothing. Â Sex also increases testosterone, and thus pumps me up to go shred some mountains. Â Sex AND the mountains? All I have to say is: YUP. Â Pink, you kick ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 12, 2007 Author Share Posted June 12, 2007 if you had to choose one for the other, what would you decide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Pabst Blue Ribbon man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 How about a pink ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 uhhm, climbing AND sex. Â Can't seperate them. Climbing IS sex pink. Didn't you know that? Just ask Freud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 How about a pink ass? Â Â Â Kevbone, you would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 12, 2007 Author Share Posted June 12, 2007 freud was a rockclimber? i wonder if his theories ever landed him any tail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 freud was a rockclimber? i wonder if his theories ever landed him any tail. Â Â Â Dude, the dude ripped ass at sex AND climbing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 i feel dumber for having read this   too dumb 2 3ven sp311 rite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 all i wanted to say is "yes please" Â there is not choosing. i need both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Where is bobby_peru? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Pink, I guess this is the first time I can relate to you. My biggest problem in the past especially with gf's that don't climb is that when I am in the mountains I want them, when I am with them I want the mountains. The ideal situaution is to have both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 the fact that you would ask me to choose between sex and climbing shows that you are actually working for my wife, and this is a setup. thanks for playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 I think there are a lot of parallels... Alpine Climbing = The first time with a lover Sport Climbing = Good sex with your spouse Bouldering = Masturbating Ski Mountaineering = Your wildest sexual fantasy coming true Free Soloing = Picking up a stranger in a bar to have sex Ice Climbing = Wild unbridled sex Dry Tooling = Menage a trois Gym Climbing = An Orgy  -r     Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 you sure gym climbing isn't more like gang rape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Hmm, I think I would make the following adjustments: Â Â * Top Roping = First time sex * Alpine Climbing = Good sex, wild and uninhibited, anything goes * Sport Climbing = Well protected sex, it can be good, but not as much sensation because of the condom * Bouldering = Definitely is masturbation * Ski Mountaineering = Fun fantasy sex, like hot nurse fantasy or french maid or police woman as long she doesn't use the billy club in appropiately * Free Soloing = Agree, sex with a stranger, can be good, but you can also end hooking up with a scary stalker * Ice Climbing = S&M, love it but hate it at the same time * Dry Tooling = B&D the lighter side of S&M * Gym Climbing = Gang bang or orgy, a sausagefest with hopes of hooking with one of the few chicks that are there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Pink, I guess this is the first time I can relate to you. My biggest problem in the past especially with gf's that don't climb is that when I am in the mountains I want them, when I am with them I want the mountains. The ideal situaution is to have both. Â Well said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 damn in Squamish bouldering is more like group sex than a solo sport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 I think there are a lot of parallels... Alpine Climbing = The first time with a lover Sport Climbing = Good sex with your spouse Bouldering = Masturbating Ski Mountaineering = Your wildest sexual fantasy coming true Free Soloing = Picking up a stranger in a bar to have sex Ice Climbing = Wild unbridled sex Dry Tooling = Menage a trois Gym Climbing = An Orgy  -r       Dude, that is soo funny! Here's a wild sexual fantasy: Free soloing some knarly wall, then base jumping from the top straight down into a pub at the bottom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 sex is aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 I know at these three people who has free soloed Snake Dike naked by moon light. How strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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