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fondling yer nuts makes you want to have sex, and having sex w/ proto-primate females makes you want to climb up very, very high away from them so you can forget what a naughty fucker you are

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Well, climbing increases my testosterone and thus my desire to start remove clothing.

 

Sex also increases testosterone, and thus pumps me up to go shred some mountains.

 

Sex AND the mountains? All I have to say is: YUP. :moondance:

 

Pink, you kick ass.

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Pink, I guess this is the first time I can relate to you. My biggest problem in the past especially with gf's that don't climb is that when I am in the mountains I want them, when I am with them I want the mountains. The ideal situaution is to have both.

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the fact that you would ask me to choose between sex and climbing shows that you are actually working for my wife, and this is a setup. thanks for playing.

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I think there are a lot of parallels...

  • Alpine Climbing = The first time with a lover
  • Sport Climbing = Good sex with your spouse
  • Bouldering = Masturbating
  • Ski Mountaineering = Your wildest sexual fantasy coming true
  • Free Soloing = Picking up a stranger in a bar to have sex
  • Ice Climbing = Wild unbridled sex
  • Dry Tooling = Menage a trois
  • Gym Climbing = An Orgy

 

-r

 

 

 

 

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Hmm, I think I would make the following adjustments:

 

 

* Top Roping = First time sex

* Alpine Climbing = Good sex, wild and uninhibited, anything goes

* Sport Climbing = Well protected sex, it can be good, but not as much sensation because of the condom

* Bouldering = Definitely is masturbation

* Ski Mountaineering = Fun fantasy sex, like hot nurse fantasy or french maid or police woman as long she doesn't use the billy club in appropiately

* Free Soloing = Agree, sex with a stranger, can be good, but you can also end hooking up with a scary stalker

* Ice Climbing = S&M, love it but hate it at the same time

* Dry Tooling = B&D the lighter side of S&M

* Gym Climbing = Gang bang or orgy, a sausagefest with hopes of hooking with one of the few chicks that are there.

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Pink, I guess this is the first time I can relate to you. My biggest problem in the past especially with gf's that don't climb is that when I am in the mountains I want them, when I am with them I want the mountains. The ideal situaution is to have both.

 

Well said.

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I think there are a lot of parallels...

  • Alpine Climbing = The first time with a lover
  • Sport Climbing = Good sex with your spouse
  • Bouldering = Masturbating
  • Ski Mountaineering = Your wildest sexual fantasy coming true
  • Free Soloing = Picking up a stranger in a bar to have sex
  • Ice Climbing = Wild unbridled sex
  • Dry Tooling = Menage a trois
  • Gym Climbing = An Orgy

 

-r

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dude, that is soo funny! Here's a wild sexual fantasy: Free soloing some knarly wall, then base jumping from the top straight down into a pub at the bottom!

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