Weekend_Climberz Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 B.E.A.R. That's freaking retarded, why not just give the things guns so they can fight instead of the troops. Oh wait, they already do. Carry on Quote
jmace Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 WEll maybe you should clean up your garbage and be a responsible home owner...? Quote
ZimZam Posted June 8, 2007 Posted June 8, 2007 I just wish I had gotten a bear rug out of the deal. That way, I wouldn't have shit directly on my floor. But Mr. Ranger won't like that Archie. Quote
sk Posted June 8, 2007 Posted June 8, 2007 Archy, HOLY FUCKING SHIT I am glad you are okay. xoxoxoxoxo muffin Quote
mtn_mouse Posted June 8, 2007 Posted June 8, 2007 Archy, HOLY FUCKING SHIT I am glad you are okay. xoxoxoxoxo muffin Ditto. As Cobert said, bears are godless killing machines. Quote
Sherri Posted June 8, 2007 Posted June 8, 2007 Glad he didn't knock out your eyeball. Seattle PI newsstory--Bear Attack Quote
TREETOAD Posted June 8, 2007 Posted June 8, 2007 Every autumn along the Cowichan River if you want to fish along the shore you have to share it with the bears as they come down and feed. They are literally yards away for hours on end. They pay no attention to the fishermen and the fishermen just stay aware. Pretty cool. Quote
archenemy Posted June 8, 2007 Author Posted June 8, 2007 Glad he didn't knock out your eyeball. Seattle PI newsstory--Bear Attack And that is when it becomes an adventure. Quote
Sherri Posted June 8, 2007 Posted June 8, 2007 Glad he didn't knock out your eyeball. Seattle PI newsstory--Bear Attack And that is when it becomes an adventure. And a trip to the ER. Glad you scared some sense into him before he tried any smackdown moves on ya. Would have been hard to type the TR with one eye. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 9, 2007 Posted June 9, 2007 I was fishing next to this rich Texan once when a bear came out of the bush, clamped his jaws around the poor Texan's head, ripped the top of his scalp off, and sucked out a good portion of his brain. Incredibly, the Texan lived... ...and went on to become President. Quote
Dechristo Posted June 9, 2007 Posted June 9, 2007 Must've been a Southeast-Asian bear. I've been told, there, monkey brains are considered a delicacy. Quote
lancegranite Posted June 9, 2007 Posted June 9, 2007 Archie, you always have such the adventures! Note: a bear's fur is not so good this time of year, wait for fall, just before they hibernate. Quote
archenemy Posted June 10, 2007 Author Posted June 10, 2007 This was a youngin. Only about two or three years old. I have seen him before, the one who ran in front of my truck a couple of weeks ago. He's very heathly and dark. Gorgeous. I'd take that hide in a NY minute. Quote
sk Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 This was a youngin. Only about two or three years old. I have seen him before, the one who ran in front of my truck a couple of weeks ago. He's very heathly and dark. Gorgeous. I'd take that hide in a NY minute. you may have to if he keeps hanging around the house. It's too bad getting rid of free loading men isn't as easy Quote
Sherri Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 True. And you don't even get a nice pelt out of the deal. Quote
sk Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 True. And you don't even get a nice pelt out of the deal. TOTALLY!!!! Quote
lancegranite Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 Best that you scared him off, you know it goes... ~You don't scare bear, bear becomes fixture around house. Feed bear part of veggie burrito, bear shows favorable response to your cooking. Bear comes around at lunch again. Dogs sent mixed messages, get more disgruntled. You invite bear up on porch for lemonade, pork chop leftovers, potato salad. Bear and you hit it off, things never better! You love bear, but he still bear, makes den out of blankets and sleeps all the time, poor personal hygene. Bear starts sleeping on the couch, claims old hunting wound hutting. Driving home from work one day, you swear you see bear's poop by your friend Kim's garbage cans, doubt creeps in. Bear gets chased by your dogs, does not come home for 3 days, you fret, worry for bear. You get up for glass of water, catch bear watching Showtime adult movie. Pissed, you kick bear out, he poops in driveway and does not return call... Work is OK, but lonely at home, nature shows make you cry. Stupid bird feeder your sister gave you "just not the same as feeding bear". One day, you notice cute little bird keeps hanging around feeder, soon eating out of your hand... Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Here's another solution to western washington's bear problems: LEGALIZE DANCING BEARS Quote
archenemy Posted June 15, 2007 Author Posted June 15, 2007 Archie, you always have such the adventures! Note: a bear's fur is not so good this time of year, wait for fall, just before they hibernate. His coat was very dark, shiny, and rich looking. I do have a bear license for this year, but I'll take your advice and wait. Unless I see that guy again. Is it possible that the coat can look really good now but then not hold up well? Quote
ScottP Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007 No windows on the back of the house? That is odd. Quote
archenemy Posted June 16, 2007 Author Posted June 16, 2007 It's a pantry. It was the original miner's cabin. the door connects to my kitchen. Quote
Dechristo Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007 had a young (2-3yo) black bear walk under the window this morning Quote
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