Seahawks Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Any ideas for good ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 (edited) Shit in a bag. Leave it on a doorstep, light it, then ring the bell. Edited March 30, 2007 by AlpineK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Any ideas for good ones? i dont really like like april fools day. I am a bah humbug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Shit in a bag. Leave it on a doorstep, light it, then ring the bell. Â Do you find when you shit in a bag that you accidentally piss on the bag at the same time? Â Â I wonder if she is shitting in his hand? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I wouldn't do that, but I could see Seahawks doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 I wouldn't do that, but I could see Seahawks doing that. Â Really it probably K-fed dream, that why he has that pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I thought it was pretty funny when I convinced a friend he needed to bail me out of jail, but maybe it was just funny that it was plausible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I wouldn't do that, but I could see Seahawks doing that. Â Really it probably K-fed dream, that why he has that pic. Â Dude...I know I am not one to talk, but you really need to prof read your statments before you hit the submit button. Â "Really it probably K-fed dream" Â I dont even know what you are saying here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I wouldn't do that, but I could see Seahawks doing that. Â Really it probably K-fed dream, that why he has that pic. Â Dude...I know I am not one to talk, but you really need to prof read your statments before you hit the submit button. Â "Really it probably K-fed dream" Â I dont even know what you are saying here. Â Now you know how we feel when we read your posts. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I cant believe you didnt say your popular statement! Wow....maybe you are turning over a new lief? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Last year I wrote a phone post-it message for our biologist asking her to call Mr. Lyon at a certain number. Â That number was the Abbotsford Zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Last year I wrote a phone post-it message for our biologist asking her to call Mr. Lyon at a certain number. That number was the Abbotsford Zoo  that is funny and clever and not too terribly mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTM Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 My mom's boss got a message from his secretary on April 1st to call a woman named Myra Maines. The phone number was for the Greenlake funeral home... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Left a sign on my office door today: "Please use other door." Here's the joke: . . . . . . . . . there isn't another door! Brilliant! Huzzah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 My father would go up to one of the secretaries in his real estate office and say, with some concern, "You know, I just saw your car, and you have oil coming out of your tail lights..." Â Obviously only works if the prankee is not mechanically inclined... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 now thats mean but not terribly funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 (edited) apparently it hasn't occurred to you that the essence of most humor is cruelty, of one degree or another. Â given the nature of most april fool's jokes, how is this in any way, 'mean an not terribly funny'. is it because when I said 'secretary' you assumed 'female'? Edited March 31, 2007 by foraker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_t Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 (edited) I pulled that "shit in a bag on fire" trick with a friend once. My roommate and I were crying with laughter filling the sack with dogshit. The crux was just keeping our shit together while setting it up. Edited March 31, 2007 by crazy_t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 (edited) i climbed a climb in cochise called loof lipra on april the 1st and our ropes got stuck because they had this three ring rap system going on. loof lipra spelled backwards is? Edited March 31, 2007 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 How about this: get a bunch of people to go on all the climbers' websites and forums and stuff, and have them post messages about how some ignorant jackass has gone and, like, logged the Malamute or something. Then sit back and watch the shit hit the fan. Hilarious!! Â Oh, wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 shotcrete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 salt  sugar  switch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 apparently it hasn't occurred to you that the essence of most humor is cruelty, of one degree or another. given the nature of most april fool's jokes, how is this in any way, 'mean an not terribly funny'. is it because when I said 'secretary' you assumed 'female'?  well ya! that joke mostly works on women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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