Please Translate Barista Talk

[olyclimber]

This morning the barista at the drive through espresso by my house said "how would you like to do a triple shot on me?". I immediately felt dizzy and left her a large tip. My americano tasked different and now I have a strange amount of energy.

 

Can someone explain what happened? I can't stop thinking about what she meant by the "triple shot". I feel tinglely and I'm not sure if I should stop at that espresso stand again.

 

Help.

[AlpineK]

Maybe it was the new Psilocybin latte.

 

Are things getting weird?

[EWolfe]

Drug dealers credo:

 

"The first one is free"

[minx]

i think Oly went to the lingerie coffee stand. it was the new tequila espresso. he was supposed to grab the lime she was holding and do a body shot but he got flustered and blew it.

[NTM]

It usually means she had an extra shot of espresso laying around from the last coffee nOOb who came by and only got a single. She didn't want to just dump it, so offered you a 3rd one free, even though it had turned.

jokes on you.

[olyclimber]

so you don't think she wanted to make sexy time with me?

[archenemy]

Translation:

"I had to become a sexy barista after dropping out of high school this year and I am trying really hard to squeeze a tip out of you so I can support my bastard child"

 

Or:

 

"I had a shitty weekend and I want to grudgefuck you after I get you so wired that you cannot speak in complete sentences"

 

Either way, I hope you enjoyed it, Big Boy.

Wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean know what I mean

[EWolfe]

Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

[olyclimber]

i enjoy dirty thoughts with my coffee in the morning

 

[spicoli11]

I think she wanted a little foam on her latte oly

[Mr_Phil]

At your age, a triple shot would probably take about a week.

[archenemy]

That's 168 hours of pleasure.

[SmallShoes]

Ahh, but the joy is in the struggle.

[olyclimber]

At your age, a triple shot would probably take about a week.

 

there is no new information in your post.

[archenemy]

Ahh, but the joy is in the struggle.

Oly, there is no new info in this post either. Doesn't mean that is itn't titilating...

[archenemy]

So much so that I can't even hit the right keys. Goodness gracious.

[SmallShoes]

So much so that I can't even hit the right keys. Goodness gracious.

 

Too much titillation?

[archenemy]

No, it's because I'm gay.

[Mr_Phil]

Typing with one hand.

[smithisheaven]

so you don't think she wanted to make sexy time with me?

We all know what u look like so my guess would be NO

[olyclimber]

in your case i'm sure the feeling is mutual. you come across so ugly online that i'm sure your presence in person can't make up for it. sickie

[olyclimber]

of course i would never say something so mean, so clearly so you can't blame me for saying it. clearly someone else got a hold of my keyboard.

[kevbone]

Translation:

"I had to become a sexy barista after dropping out of high school this year and I am trying really hard to squeeze a tip out of you so I can support my bastard child"

 

Or:

 

"I had a shitty weekend and I want to grudgefuck you after I get you so wired that you cannot speak in complete sentences"

 

Either way, I hope you enjoyed it, Big Boy.

Wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean know what I mean

 

What is with you and this word?

[archenemy]

in your case i'm sure the feeling is mutual. you come across so ugly online that i'm sure your presence in person can't make up for it. sickie

Nice one skull

I never new you could channel such an inner meany man.

 

Say, did you pick up any coffee? Just wondering if you've had your morning pick up

[selkirk]

mmmmmm, liquid sunshine, makes me all foamy!