billcoe Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 You all are making me happy to still be in a committed relationship for @28 years. I'm also happy to be in a committed relationship...with a State institution. Hey, I'll confess, I perused the thread for hot pics of young muffins. Very disapointing. Sh*t, and I though this was the fu*cing internet... damnit. If this downward trend continues you all will be scraping the bottom of the barrel and talking about climbing - or worse - before too long. Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 red foxx: "color don't matter (he might as well been talking 'bout age or beauty). you think color matters when the lights go out? shit, when the lights go out it just becomes a question of who's washed." Red Foxx also once said, "Beauty is only skin deep, but UGLY goes clear to the BONE." Something said a couple pages back reminded me of a woman I climbed with a couple times a few years back. She was really enthusiastic about climbing. She bought the best gear, trained hard. She aspired to climb K2. Then I never saw her around any more. I asked someone who knew her well what happened to her. "Oh, she met some guy and fell in love with him. He doesn't climb. They moved to L.A." K2, huh? Quote
ken4ord Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 You are in like flynn How did you know that Flynn had her first? Quote
pink_chalk Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 red foxx: "color don't matter (he might as well been talking 'bout age or beauty). you think color matters when the lights go out? shit, when the lights go out it just becomes a question of who's washed." Red Foxx also once said, "Beauty is only skin deep, but UGLY goes clear to the BONE." Something said a couple pages back reminded me of a woman I climbed with a couple times a few years back. She was really enthusiastic about climbing. She bought the best gear, trained hard. She aspired to climb K2. Then I never saw her around any more. I asked someone who knew her well what happened to her. "Oh, she met some guy and fell in love with him. He doesn't climb. They moved to L.A." K2, huh? this woman will be on the Oprah Winfrey show fourteen years from now having an epiphany. Quote
Knottygirl Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 question for ya ladies....so i have run into the problem that dating a non-climber probally won't work (or hasn't for me) cuz... 1)they don't understand why someone would want to spend so much time "training". 2)it freaks them out that i could school their ass in an arm wrestling compition. 3)they don't understand that i don't wear heels because i'm afraid of rolling my ankle and not being able to climb...yes it has happened before 4)and the fact that you usually climb with other guys and they don't understand the whole workings of a climbing session so they are insecure with it.... please enlighten me IMHO: if you're passionate about climbing, day dream at work about your next climbing trip, watch climbing video while making-out, who else will "get" you but another climber? I sell real estate for a living. My job is highly professional and I wear suites every day. Some nights I wear my tightest jeans and the taller the heel the better. But most of the time I'd rather be dirt baggin' with a fellow climber. A guy climbing with his shirt off, chalk on his face, greasy hands from the rope, full rack across his chest? Beats any swanker wearing a suite. Words of advice sister: he's gotta climb. Just makes it so much better... especially if you have a solid group of mutual climber friends. sickie yeah so hence my problem...how can i ever date anyone that isn't a climber....no one else understands yo! Quote
Knottygirl Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 OMG…..now she is hot. Who care is she climbs? whatever she didn't earn her tan outside and she sure as hell ain't going to jam her hand into a crack! Quote
DirtyHarry Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 This thread seems like a good place for an: Annabelle Bond picture. Quote
ken4ord Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 Rhode Island Reds are HOT. So are these in Barbque sauce Holy shite!!!! Hopefully Rooster doesn't see this snuff. Quote
PLC Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 The contention that climber chicks are less attractive than the general population is laughable, and indicative of our collective inability to generalize from our own experiences. What percentage of women are old? Obese? Unwashed? The actual average female (just like the average male) is a fat, old, ugly, slob. This isn't to say they are bad people, it is just a statement of fact. It's similar to some of the girls I knew in college who had 120+ IQs, but who thought they were dumb because everyone they knew had a 130 IQ. They couldn't get their heads around the fact that 1/2 the people in the country have an IQ under 100. Quote
ken4ord Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 Since when is hucking homes a "highly professional" job. BWAAAHAHHHAHAHHH It might not be "highly professional" job, but hey it's job since free-riding entered the mountain bike scene. Quote
minx Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 BWAHAHA! This one took off in my absence. perhaps you should think about that and take the hint Quote
minx Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 You don't have to add "young" to "attractive women", there are probably a couple of hott climbin' cougars out there just waiting for a prey like Mikey to show up. geez dru--aren't you done with the cougar comments? so played. i love how chicks who are older than 30 get the moniker "cougar" if they admire some younger hot guy. guys who are 60 that go out with a barely legal 18yr old get a pat on the back. spare the insecure comments or the jealous comments. i'm not. you couldn't pay me enough money to go back and be 18 again. just a phenomena i continue to see over and over. Quote
Mr_Phil Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 It's similar to some of the girls I knew in college who had 120+ IQs, but who thought they were dumb because everyone they knew had a 130 IQ. They couldn't get their heads around the fact that 1/2 the people in the country have an IQ under 100. This also suggests that they miscounted on the 120+. Must have been copying off their boyfriend's IQ test. Quote
archenemy Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 It's similar to some of the girls I knew in college who had 120+ IQs, but who thought they were dumb because everyone they knew had a 130 IQ. They couldn't get their heads around the fact that 1/2 the people in the country have an IQ under 100. This also suggests that they miscounted on the 120+. Must have been copying off their boyfriend's IQ test. Because everyone knows boys are smarter. Quote
billcoe Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 geez dru--aren't you done with the cougar comments? so played. i love how chicks who are older than 30 get the moniker "cougar" if they admire some younger hot guy. guys who are 60 that go out with a barely legal 18yr old get a pat on the back. Never played out, as is "Leopard". A "Leopard" is an after 50 yr old woman who is on the prowl. You know why "Leopard" is the term? Quote
G-spotter Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 "Bagging a cougar is one of the most enjoyable sporting feats a young man can accomplish" - the interweb Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 geez dru--aren't you done with the cougar comments? so played. i love how chicks who are older than 30 get the moniker "cougar" if they admire some younger hot guy. Finally, I know what Dru is talking about in his 'cougar' posts. As for his other posts.... 'women over 30'....you know, those old bags. I love it. Quote
minx Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 dru's just pissed that no one admires him anymore. tvash is way hotter Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 dru's just pissed that no one admires him anymore. tvash is way hotter You haven't even seen me in my Captain America spandex yet. Sooooo hotttttt. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 The older the berry the sweeter the juice. Quote
olyclimber Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 true maturity doesn't occur till fermentation, and then one can drink the juice and frolic drunk in a field of daiseys. Quote
minx Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 The older the berry the sweeter the juice. right until it rots and falls off the vine y'all are just looking for some explanation why you aren't dating better than avg looking people. the reality is climbers are probably no different than the average population. face it. we're all just a bunch of average looking people screwing other average looking people. with a very few exceptions. oly of course is strikingly handsome. tvash may also be hott but i'm waiting until he shows up in his. CA tights to prove it. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 "When Captain America throws his panty shield...." Quote
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