Weekend_Climberz Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 ...programmers. It's hard enough to try to explain how something should work, then when you get it back from them and it does something else entirely you have to explain it all over again. By the time the thing work the way you want it to, you basically wrote the whole fucking program by yourself in pseudo-code, and might as well have done the whole thing in basic the first time round :anger: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 All those fucking guys care about in our company is how cool their code is. They don't care when they start writing it if we even want it, they just try to push it on us afterwards. What a waste of billable hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFed Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Guess what I hate. Yeah, dats right! Freaky Bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I LOVE developers! If they are not making what you want, then you are not working with them closely enough. Try Scrum methods rather than giving your requirements to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 Hows the kiddos KFed?? I guess I just have to remember the three virtues of a good programmer (at least for Perl): hubris, laziness, and impatience http://www.netropolis.org/hash/perl/virtue.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 I LOVE developers! If they are not making what you want, then you are not working with them closely enough. Try Scrum methods rather than giving your requirements to them. I think the dude I'm working with is a little dense. The kid that came in and did the quote with us had the system down to a 'T'. It's hard when you have to talk to an adult like he's a teenager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 ...programmers. It's hard enough to try to explain how something should work, then when you get it back from them and it does something else entirely you have to explain it all over again. By the time the thing work the way you want it to, you basically wrote the whole fucking program by yourself in pseudo-code, and might as well have done the whole thing in basic the first time round :anger: That's no accident. We take bets on how many times we can get you and your buddies to clarify the specs. My record is 11. Slip your dev a 50 next time to offset his loses and he'll hook you up. SShhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 player haters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flush_Amazing Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 ...programmers. It's hard enough to try to explain how something should work, then when you get it back from them and it does something else entirely you have to explain it all over again. By the time the thing work the way you want it to, you basically wrote the whole fucking program by yourself in pseudo-code, and might as well have done the whole thing in basic the first time round :anger: Gary? I thought you were going to stop whining in public? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 player haters Whatever, you are not a programmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 yes, but your are still a player hater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I like hubcaps, I like laundry, I like waffles, I like antfarms I like recess picnics, and eatin' pork and beans I like tinfoil and bowties I like cardboard and moon pies When I'm soaking in the bathtub, I like shootin' submarines Shootin' submarines I like Snoopy, I like Droopy, I like Charles Nelson Reilly I like Hee-Haw, Fat Albert, and I also like corn I like cornflakes, corndogs I like corn bread and cornstarch I like the band Korn and popcorn, I like all kinds of corn ALL KINDS OF CORN! He likes this and he likes that He likes that and he likes this Oogedy boogedy life is sweet Oogedy boogedy tell 'em girls When Brak has troubles he likes to think of just how lucky he is Because of all the things that I like.... What was that? (My bad.) I like eggrolls and crab rolls, crab legs, but not frog legs I like duck sauce with duct tape and jumping on the bed I like Popeye, Pipeye, Popeye Poopeye Peepeye Olive Oyl and Bluto, and falling on my head Falling on my head I like throwing spaghetti at Bigfoot and Yeti I like Veronica and Betty, don't call me Jughead! I like gumballs and rumballs, I like cheeseballs and cheesecake I like pineapple upside-down cake, why's it upside-down? WHY'S IT UPSIDE-DOWN? He likes this and he likes that He likes that and he likes this Oogedy Boogedy you know what I mean Oogedy Boogedy tell 'em Franz When Brak has troubles he likes to think of just how lucky he is Cause all of the things that I, liiiiiiiiiiiike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 yes, but your are still a player hater. No hater here, I just hate the game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I like all kinds of corn ALL KINDS OF CORN! Time to cue the Rooster, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 and maybe a close up pic of your nip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 I hate weekend climbers! Wait....im one of them....shit....never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 28, 2007 Author Share Posted February 28, 2007 Join the club.... http://www.weekendclimber.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 I like all kinds of corn ALL KINDS OF CORN! Time to cue the Rooster, eh? Am I too late? Where's the corn?!?!? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 and maybe a close up pic of your nip. stalker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Join the club.... http://www.weekendclimber.com Holy shit....there is actualy a web site for weekend climbers. That is funny shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 I LOVE developers! If they are not making what you want, then you are not working with them closely enough. Try Scrum methods rather than giving your requirements to them. end users never know what they want until you put something wrong in front of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 end users never know what they want until you put something wrong in front of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPS Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 end users never know what they want until you put something wrong in front of them Requirements gathering: Bring me a rock. No, not that rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 dude, I told you it would take some time to code up your next girlfriend. You gotta stop dating chicks with the last name .jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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