beecher Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 jesus. kevbone made a funny that i like. Isn't it ironic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I hate it when you're on a remote desert highway minding your own business and a shadowy figure in an aging tanker truck tries to run you down. Would you be standing there, or driving. Why are you there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Isn't it ironic Dont you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beecher Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I hate duets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Pine Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 OK here's what I fuckin hate. People who are in such a goddamned hurry because they're too fucking lazy to get going early enough that they audibly bitch at you because they need their precious water right fuking now. Like a little kid or something, Mommy I'm reeeeeeeeeely thirsty . Jeeeswus! Or those same goddamned people in such a hurry that they ride your goddamned ass on some nasty dangerous curvy mountain rode freeaking me fuckin out cause I feel I'm gonna get rear-ended if I put on the breaks to slow down so as to not careen over the cliff or into the oncoming lane. THEN!!!! when I get to a good straightaway I speed up so the impatient bastard will be happy and he just backs off, of course until another dangerous curvy part where he's riding my ass again. Fucking PSYCHO!!! OK and finally, those goddamned dickheads who think they shit see's candies and piss perfume who use fucking regular money at the checkout and then get pissed off becuase I don't hand them their change exactly the way they want it. Put the receipt here, please put the coins in this receptacle and keep the paper money separate.....wah wah wah . If you don't wanna get change an d shit, be civilized and use a goddamned credit card like everybody else does!!!1 Customer's always right HAW!!!! Not in a union shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I hate when you wake up after a bender to discover that a pit bull has gnawed off most of your foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 OK here's what I fuckin hate. People who are in such a goddamned hurry because they're too fucking lazy to get going early enough that they audibly bitch at you because they need their precious water right fuking now. Like a little kid or something, Mommy I'm reeeeeeeeeely thirsty . Jeeeswus! Or those same goddamned people in such a hurry that they ride your goddamned ass on some nasty dangerous curvy mountain rode freeaking me fuckin out cause I feel I'm gonna get rear-ended if I put on the breaks to slow down so as to not careen over the cliff or into the oncoming lane. THEN!!!! when I get to a good straightaway I speed up so the impatient bastard will be happy and he just backs off, of course until another dangerous curvy part where he's riding my ass again. Fucking PSYCHO!!! OK and finally, those goddamned dickheads who think they shit see's candies and piss perfume who use fucking regular money at the checkout and then get pissed off becuase I don't hand them their change exactly the way they want it. Put the receipt here, please put the coins in this receptacle and keep the paper money separate.....wah wah wah . If you don't wanna get change an d shit, be civilized and use a goddamned credit card like everybody else does!!!1 Customer's always right HAW!!!! Not in a union shop. Have you ever thought about switching to decalf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Pine Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Have you ever thought about cutting off your fucking hands so you don't post so much worthless shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beecher Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 here here. take your change, your gum, say thank you and go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I dislike it when we make obtuse references to old Dennis Weaver movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) Have you ever thought about cutting off your fucking hands so you don't post so much worthless shit? Sounds like you need to switch to decalf! Chillllllll Edited February 8, 2007 by kevbone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I dislike it when we make obtuse references to old Dennis Weaver movies Directed by Steven Spielberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbconlin Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 why the fuck do people back up the water fountain line at the gym filling up 16 or 32 oz water bottles? how about just take a drink or just fill up the bottle part way? wanna bet they usually don't drink it all and dump it down the sink at home? I fill a 28 oz, bicycle-style bottle at the gym. I usually go through 1.5 to 2 bottles full in a 1-hr workout. So, YES, I'll take your bet! At my gym there is almost never a line for the fountain, though. Plus, I bet you consume person-minutes at the fountain filling a water bottle, than if you have to repeatedly return to sip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 i hate dumb threads... You should know...you have started lots of them. pot sans brains calling kettle mit brains black... now i've seen it all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 i hate dumb threads... You should know...you have started lots of them. pot sans brains calling kettle mit brains black... now i've seen it all... Relax...you know I was joking.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 8, 2007 Author Share Posted February 8, 2007 why the fuck do people back up the water fountain line at the gym filling up 16 or 32 oz water bottles? how about just take a drink or just fill up the bottle part way? wanna bet they usually don't drink it all and dump it down the sink at home? I fill a 28 oz, bicycle-style bottle at the gym. I usually go through 1.5 to 2 bottles full in a 1-hr workout. So, YES, I'll take your bet! At my gym there is almost never a line for the fountain, though. Plus, I bet you consume person-minutes at the fountain filling a water bottle, than if you have to repeatedly return to sip. most of the people I see doing it haven't broken a sweat, and don't look like they are about to I hop on the stairmaster or elliptic regularly for 1 hour workouts with no break and only drink once at the fountain afterwards, so you lose your bet about the repeated "sips" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 here here. take your change, your gum, say thank you and go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 why the fuck do people back up the water fountain line at the gym filling up 16 or 32 oz water bottles? how about just take a drink or just fill up the bottle part way? wanna bet they usually don't drink it all and dump it down the sink at home? I fill a 28 oz, bicycle-style bottle at the gym. I usually go through 1.5 to 2 bottles full in a 1-hr workout. So, YES, I'll take your bet! At my gym there is almost never a line for the fountain, though. Plus, I bet you consume person-minutes at the fountain filling a water bottle, than if you have to repeatedly return to sip. most of the people I see doing it haven't broken a sweat, and don't look like they are about to I hop on the stairmaster or elliptic regularly for 1 hour workouts with no break and only drink once at the fountain afterwards, so you lose your bet about the repeated "sips" you're so badass...you should consider applying to GYMJONES they might even let you off the porch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 8, 2007 Author Share Posted February 8, 2007 why the fuck do people back up the water fountain line at the gym filling up 16 or 32 oz water bottles? how about just take a drink or just fill up the bottle part way? wanna bet they usually don't drink it all and dump it down the sink at home? I fill a 28 oz, bicycle-style bottle at the gym. I usually go through 1.5 to 2 bottles full in a 1-hr workout. So, YES, I'll take your bet! At my gym there is almost never a line for the fountain, though. Plus, I bet you consume person-minutes at the fountain filling a water bottle, than if you have to repeatedly return to sip. most of the people I see doing it haven't broken a sweat, and don't look like they are about to I hop on the stairmaster or elliptic regularly for 1 hour workouts with no break and only drink once at the fountain afterwards, so you lose your bet about the repeated "sips" you're so badass...you should consider applying to GYMJONES they might even let you off the porch! i need to get in that type of workout so I don't end up like you, tubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) anytime you wanna go running or climbing, shoot me a pm... your display at smith was uhmmm, aweinspiring...hahahaha go mounties!!!!! Edited February 8, 2007 by RuMR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Dont get Rudy going....soon he will be at 7000....posts that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 anytime you wanna go running or climbing, shoot me a pm... your display at smith was uhmmm, aweinspiring...hahahaha go mounties!!!!! Smith? Huh? Never climbed there. You'd kick my ass up and down rock that's for sure. Dunno about glacier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 ahhh you'd prolly kick my ass on rock too...f-ing winter...damn white shiznet everywhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 ahhh you'd prolly kick my ass on rock too...f-ing winter...damn white shiznet everywhere... yeah but I'm a puss. you'd take me up some 5.10+ crap and I'd cry like a baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Rudy's protests about being fat and weak are all about lowering expectations so he can sandbag you in real life. I doubt he considers 5.10+ "hard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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