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as a newbie i would like to nominate that shini outfit with 2cents right behind ,pushing real hard!

 

Yeah this SHini person braggin about not being able to ban him. What a punk.punk. punk.

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i'd like to nominate jonmf76 for Fucktard Newbie of the Year for managing to work in his climb of Denali into at least 50% of his posts and for special achievements in general fucktardishness,as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I'd like to interject with some more becoming language for our most appreciated new guests, to improve our credibility and protect our sport.

 

If I may borrow from Scottish writer Irvine Welch, I believe the moniker "cuntybahs" applies here.

 

Not really sure what it means exactly, but I get the general sense from his novels that it's not complimentary.

 

Blessed be.

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All I can say is that at this moment I am quite happy I am not his proctologist. If I were, I'd feel incompetent. None of the common instruments would be large enough to do the job.

 

Just call in Bao Xishun, the World's Tallest Man

 

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When is all this stuff with the "Mt Hood Birds", these new vultures, gonna end?

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"Jemima Brown: Is this hotel always so crowded?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock: Only when there's a climb. Then the Eiger birds start flocking in.

Jemima Brown: Eiger birds?

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock: Yeah, jet setters, assorted zombies, come here to watch a climb. If they're lucky, they get to see a man die on the mountain.

Jemima Brown: That's grim.

Dr. Jonathan Hemlock: So's the Eiger. "

 

From "The Eiger Sanction".

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