lI1|1! Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 a was lost but now you've found it. YOU RESCUER YOU!!! Quote
ericb Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 In all seriousness....this is a little freaky....these trails are right behind my house, and I go running up there quite a bit, and have told my wife numerous times that they are safe...eek Quote
kevbone Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 In all seriousness....this is a little freaky....these trails are right behind my house, and I go running up there quite a bit, and have told my wife numerous times that they are safe...eek  Serious....eh....this is spray...nothing serious here. Quote
ivan Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 sure to be the first of many, many resurrections - the almighty mt hood agony-fuck thread! Â umm, with a park-title like that, have they thought something might have home-boy? Quote
Off_White Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 Yes, heard about this missing runner on the radio while laying in bed this morning. Turned to my wife and said, "I'm tired of this waste of taxpayer money searching around, the should make runners carry beacons." Â Really, everyone should have one, in fact, they should be implanted. They could also work as a national identity card. If you implant them just under the skin of the forehead they could be programmed to glow in a variety of colors signifying illegal or simply immoral behavior. Â I'm pretty sure that beacons would solve everything that's wrong in the world. Quote
catbirdseat Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 It explains a lot. Cougars are good at making their prey disappear. Quote
kevbone Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 Yes, heard about this missing runner on the radio while laying in bed this morning. Turned to my wife and said, "I'm tired of this waste of taxpayer money searching around, the should make runners carry beacons."Â Really, everyone should have one, in fact, they should be implanted. They could also work as a national identity card. If you implant them just under the skin of the forehead they could be programmed to glow in a variety of colors signifying illegal or simply immoral behavior. Â I'm pretty sure that beacons would solve everything that's wrong in the world. Â How about a chip in our hands that never comes out. Then they will know where we are at all times. Quote
catbirdseat Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 I think it's a bit lame to use this poor chap and his family to heap ridicule on the idea of forcing climbers to wear beacons. Quote
ivan Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 Yes, heard about this missing runner on the radio while laying in bed this morning. Turned to my wife and said, "I'm tired of this waste of taxpayer money searching around, the should make runners carry beacons."Â Really, everyone should have one, in fact, they should be implanted. They could also work as a national identity card. If you implant them just under the skin of the forehead they could be programmed to glow in a variety of colors signifying illegal or simply immoral behavior. Â I'm pretty sure that beacons would solve everything that's wrong in the world. Â How about a chip in our hands that never comes out. Then they will know where we are at all times. his name wasn't logan, perchance? Â renew! renew! renew! Quote
ivan Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 Â Love that movie. funny though - came out basically the same time as star wars and alien but looks waay hokeier by comparision Quote
Off_White Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 Yes CBS, it is a bit lame to use this fellow's misfortune, but what I wrote is essentially what came out of my mouth at 5:48 this morning before I even had my coffee. I just wanted to share what it's like to wake up with me in the morning. Quote
Seahawks Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 (edited) Hey everyones favorite thread. Wait, wait thats speculation. Sorry. Edited May 21, 2007 by Seahawks Quote
catbirdseat Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 Yes CBS, it is a bit lame to use this fellow's misfortune, but what I wrote is essentially what came out of my mouth at 5:48 this morning before I even had my coffee. I just wanted to share what it's like to wake up with me in the morning. Dude I couldn't even find the on button to the computer, let alone post spray, before I've had my coffee in the morning. Quote
olyclimber Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Well, the guy wandered home today. Word is that he was in a pit in the basement of a cougar who lives near the mountain, but escaped when she left to get her nails done. Quote
Crux Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Problem solved: When they get their nails done, cougars should have beacons implanted so we can always know where they are. Quote
archenemy Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 The dude was 47. That would make him the cougar. Quote
Seahawks Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 http://www.komotv.com/news/7626511.html  Fishy. Why not just walk back to truck and drive home? He was messing around. Cougar sex. Quote
111 Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 It explains a lot. Cougars are good at making their prey disappear. Did they look up in the trees? I have seen several deer carcasses in trees before. Quote
Alpinfox Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Well, the guy wandered home today. Holy crap! Â That's great (and very surprising) news! Quote
ericb Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 (edited) They had alread towed his Explorer (in another news source) Â FWIW....this is great news....these trails are my home range, and a mysterious dissappearance would have cast a shadow on my future solo trail runs. Edited May 22, 2007 by ericb Quote
Crux Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 (edited) The dude was 47. That would make him the cougar. Only if he gets his nails done while keeping a runner captive for dinner. Edited May 22, 2007 by Crux Quote
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