If snowboarding (or skiing) were sex....

[Sol]

... Mt Baker would be the orgasm.

 

to a sick week up at Mt. Baker, new record for snowfall in a single storm cycle, 12ft of fresh

 

[ken4ord]

You guys suck.

[Dechristo]

...I'd be skiing 2-5 times a week.

 

 

...I wouldn't be concerned with crossed tips.

 

 

...I'd be more concerned with rock hits.

 

 

...it'd be handy to take Viagra when I needed a stiffer board

 

 

...I wouldn't be puttin' my board on a roof rack

 

 

...I'd be more choosey who I ski with

 

 

...I might choose a groomed slope once in awhile

 

 

...I'd look like an otter when I had sex

[smithisheaven]

Ya Ya, the groomed thing like he said, Groomed is Great!

[Weekend_Climberz]

Groomed?!? Skiing the trees is the best, wait, what are we talking about again?

[smithisheaven]

groomed as in smooth. I like the trees to but oh the groooom. all hail the grooooom! lets take a poll. 1 for the groooom here!

[tvashtarkatena]

Admit it. We've all plunged our sticks into breakable crust during moments of desperation.

 

It's always tempting to jump anonymous cornices, but that leads to a high risk lifestyle. I grappel with this a lot.

 

The sweetest sugar is hoar on top, virgin below.

[Keith_Henson]

Join the Glade-iators. Trees

here's a kool tree skiing vid-not of me unfortunately

[plexus]

I shave my face once a week. Is that groomed enough?

 

I go for the secret stashes of plab. Did I use that term correctly Timmy?

[tvashtarkatena]

...I wouldn't be concerned with crossed tips.

 

Crossed tips sink lips.

[gapertimmy]

I shave my face once a week. Is that groomed enough?

 

I go for the secret stashes of plab. Did I use that term correctly Timmy?

 

you are correct sir.

 

more plabio for the stabio.

[scrambled_legs]

If snowboarding (or skiing) were sex...

 

I wouldn't be a virgin, I'd be the #4 prostitute in all of Canada!

[ZimZam]

...i'd be skiing w/ me self.

[Fejas]

So would you say.... Gettin the pow, instead of gettin the pink?

 

I'd have calises on my cack, if sex were like skiing... Stinkay Pinkay!!!