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If snowboarding (or skiing) were sex....


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...I'd be skiing 2-5 times a week.

 

 

...I wouldn't be concerned with crossed tips.

 

 

...I'd be more concerned with rock hits.

 

 

...it'd be handy to take Viagra when I needed a stiffer board

 

 

...I wouldn't be puttin' my board on a roof rack

 

 

...I'd be more choosey who I ski with

 

 

...I might choose a groomed slope once in awhile

 

 

...I'd look like an otter when I had sex

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