Invasion of the Nordic Pole Walkers

[Raindawg]

I just assumed he was defensive about his new hobby, or perhaps he has a "Complete Idiots" tome on the subject in the offing.

 

Whatsamadduh? Don't like a little dissent thrown on the mutual admiration society? Nordic walking isn't my hobby, but I think it's great for a lot of people. An "Idiot's Guide" on the subject? Why not? I can attest that those things help alot of people (and make a lot of $$$$ too). First part of the book...the American descent into obesity, lethargy and resulting poor health. Next, how walking, starting out one lap at a time, can help a fatty on the way to a better life. Next, stretching, etc. Followed by equipment: what you need and where to buy it. Next, technique...and yes, there is technique, in order to get the maximum accompanying work out with the arms, flexibility, etc. Next: places to walk followed by motivational advice to get you up and going. Later, dietary tips, and other info. to knock the fat off your immense rear.

There's a general outline....no charge from me....now start writing. Or do you prefer this:

 

THE AMERICAN FUTURE (and a good bit of the American present):

 

 

 

 

Again...is climbing any less "lame"?

[Raindawg]

 

Raindawg would prefer you not make fun of polewalkers. He would like to ignore them in order to pretend there is nothing funnier than via ferrata.

 

No...few things more hypocritcal than sport climbing....thus the occasional comparisons or pictures of the via ferrata.. but I'm not supposed to mention that, or bolts, or I'll be booted off here again.

 

[pope]

Damnit.

 

Who are we allowed to make fun of then?

 

 

You do have to be careful around here. Folks used to have a good time ridiculing a truly deserving group (consult the photo below if you can't remember). Most of that fun was discouraged in a heavy-handed way, by a bunch of weeeenies who felt somebody stepping on their little toes.

 

 

Really, if you clip bolts, especially if you are responsible for establishing sport climbs, look in the mirror for a real laugh. You have no business making fun of "Nordic walking". These guys are just out to get a little fitness, maybe try something new. My dad was able to do some hiking when he thought his knees were shot, thanks to ski poles. Call it Nordic walking, assisted hiking...whatever you want. It's not nearly as lame as what happened to rock climbing in the last couple of decades.

 

Sport climbers pretend to be doing something bad assed (real rock climbing), which is why they think they're in a position to make fun of Nordic walkers. Nordic walkers are just out walking, not pretending to be anything.

 

Sport climbers leave a mess in the mountains. Nordic walkers leave only footprints.

 

Sport climbers bitch about their injuries. Nordic walkers always come home invigorated.

 

Sport climbers occasionally get chopped and leave their families grieving. Nordic walkers add years to their lives.

 

Sport climbers think their activities are not subject Wilderness Area laws. I’ve yet to meet a Nordic walker who would knowingly jaywalk.

[pope]

Raindawg would prefer you not make fun of polewalkers. He would like to ignore them in order to pretend there is nothing funnier than via ferrata.

 

Funnier than this?

 

 

 

I can't think of many things funnier...maybe this?

 

 

 

Or perhaps this?

 

[Billygoat]

I can't think of many things funnier...maybe this?

 

 

 

[Mos_Chillin]

2 legs tough guy, 4 legs pussy. Right Pope-a-dope?

[archenemy]

Nordic walkers are just out walking, not pretending to be anything.

They are pretending to be Nordic.

[tivoli_mike]

Nordic walkers are just out walking, not pretending to be anything.

They are pretending to be Nordic.

 

Of course its nice to relax after a hard day of 'nordic walking'

 

[archenemy]

Nordic walkers are just out walking, not pretending to be anything.

They are pretending to be Nordic.

 

Of course its nice to relax after a hard day of 'nordic walking'

 

Where did you find that picture of me?

[Off_White]

I always thought your tone was a little butch.

[skykilo]

Sport climbers leave a mess in the mountains. Nordic walkers leave only footprints.

 

Sport climbers bitch about their injuries. Nordic walkers always come home invigorated.

 

Sport climbers think their activities are not subject Wilderness Area laws. I’ve yet to meet a Nordic walker who would knowingly jaywalk.

 

While I think you're making a fine point, I question these three assertions.

 

-I bet there are (or will be) nordic-walking smokers who smoke cigarettes and leave their butts everywhere, just like some climbers!

 

-I can easily imagine a nordic walker getting lost, getting injured, et c... it's bound to happen.

 

-I won't even address the last point.

[skykilo]

**NORDIC WALKERS ARE GOOD PEOPLE TOO, DAMN IT!**

 

Ask Dru, I'm Nordic Walker:

[Cobra_Commander]

 

So glad this one got resurrected. I thought it was lost forever.

[Cobra_Commander]

I'll add it would be difficult to walk his pole.

[tivoli_mike]

Raindawg would prefer you not make fun of polewalkers. He would like to ignore them in order to pretend there is nothing funnier than via ferrata.

 

Funnier than this?

 

 

 

Actually, where is this photo taken in? looks like France or northern Italy...

 

and for your spraying enjoyment:

Via Ferrata discussion forum

Edited September 6, 2006 by tivoli_mike

[AlpineK]

I'm not sure I really follow Pope. Lets say you're out climbing and you see a yummy sandwich on route. Why wouldn't you climb the route?

 

It would be the smart thing to do if you forgot your lunch and especially if you were a broke student.

 

[archenemy]

I always thought your tone was a little butch.

sometimes a little butch, sometimes a little bitch, you gotta be flexible these days...

[RuMR]

a buitch? or a biutch?

[rob]

Oh noes!

 

Stop the madness!