Kat_Roslyn Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Inquiring how to was a rope that was drug through human excrement should be cleaned. Can I put it in the washing machine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 You could drag it over Dirtyharry's herd of sheep once he has them rounded up for the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Inquiring how to was a rope that was drug through human excrement should be cleaned. Can I put it in the washing machine? Â Seeing as how a "body floss" would put crap on the rope, the solution is a reverse body floss. Insert through anus and remove cleaned rope from mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Â What kind of rope comes out of the box in this condition? I'd be pissed off. Â What brand was it? I'll avoid them. Â Thanks for the critical gear input! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 try a bidet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 In all seriousness, it would depend on the nature of the poop. Whose poop was it - age, gender, etc. would be helpful. Also, what did this person have to eat ~ 8 hours before they had their BM. Were they well hydrated? Was the rope pulled through the poop quickly or slowly? Was their any sheath damage in the effected area? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 yes you can put it in the washing machine  tie it up tight in a pillow case first if it is going in a top-loader. wrap it carefully around the agitator and BE VIGILANT THAT YOUR LOAD IS BALANCED! ... I say that in all caps just to be alarmist and american.  a front loader would be better - and then the poo gets left at the laundromat instead of your own machine.  don't use bleach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Inquiring how to was a rope that was drug through human excrement should be cleaned. Can I put it in the washing machine? Â I never recommend putting human excrement in the washing machine... oh you meant the rope... Â Â I've washed ropes in front loader machines using one of the commercial rope treatments. I've heard stories of people using Woolite. No personal experience. Â -r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Inquiring how to was a rope that was drug through human excrement should be cleaned. Can I put it in the washing machine? Â I never recommend putting human excrement in the washing machine... oh you meant the rope... Â Â I've washed ropes in front loader machines using one of the commercial rope treatments. I've heard stories of people using Woolite. No personal experience. Â -r I've used Woolite and had no problems. Of course, I haven't had to clean shit off a rope before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 That shit will wash right off, mfg of ropes do recommend Woolite. Cold water, extra rinse wouldn't hurt either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I'd still like more details on how it happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 and pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotly Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I've used a front-loader and about half the amount of Woolite as recommended...with cold water. I also ran the machine through on an empty hot cycle first, just to make sure there was nothing left over from the previous load. Maybe a waste of $2 but just my preference. Â So, how did it happen? Got sketched out on lead? I can relate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Maybe poop on the mountain could give ya a few tips ... Had to do it Bala... nothing personal... Â Why would washing a rope of dirt be any different than poop.. it's not like it's cat piss... which will last forever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pup_on_the_mountain Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Maybe poop on the mountain could give ya a few tips ... Had to do it Bala... nothing personal... Â Â As far as cleaning the shitty rope goes, treating the poop as "dirt" will make it mentally amenable. Or, convince yourselves that it was your own poop (if it wasn't in the first place). Â Damn.. may be I should change my user name to poop_on_the_mountain after all!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Now that's some funny shit... pun intended... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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