Alpinfox Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 I've just been informed that Patagonia makes a Capilene thong. So how would the description/caption in the catalog read? Quote
billcoe Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 "Our Best Capilene: for soaking up the moisture during the hot times". Quote
Alpinfox Posted June 15, 2006 Author Posted June 15, 2006 "now you can tightline the cameltoe in style while letting it all hang out on the Camp 4 slackline?" Quote
Dechristo Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 As seen by Dean Potter while climbing Steph Davis' Delicate Arch. Quote
snugtop Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 "when you've got it all hangin' out on the Camp 4 slackline...." "...slacklining the camel toe...?" "Made from recycled slacklines" Quote
G-spotter Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 So if Capilene is advertised as not retaining body odor then I would expect this product to be shunned by the panty-sniffing crowd. Quote
willstrickland Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 The perfect butt floss for clipping bolts at Ton Sai, avoiding those pesky panty lines in the boardroom meeting, or just peaking out the top our organic hemp low rise jeans and framing your tramp stamp while sippin a half caf mochachino on the patio at Peet's. Quote
Alpinfox Posted June 15, 2006 Author Posted June 15, 2006 The perfect butt floss for clipping bolts at Ton Sai, avoiding those pesky panty lines in the boardroom meeting, or just peaking out the top our organic hemp low rise jeans and framing your tramp stamp while sippin a half caf mochachino on the patio at Peet's. THAT'S what I'm talkin' about. Damn Will, you should go pro. Quote
G-spotter Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 I've just been informed that Patagonia makes a Capilene thong. Inquiring minds want to know about the process by which you were informed. Was it a "Pax, I want you to tear off my Capilene thong with your strong, manly teeth" thing, or a "And then the snaffle ran away with my Capilene thong" story you overheard, or even a "HEY PAX< HOWS THE WEATHER IN SEATTTTLE IM IUN CALIRFONIA RIGHT NOW RUNNING OIUT OF NAPKINS SAY DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CAPLIENE THONGS BECKEY" email? Quote
cj001f Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 Perfect for sending your alternatramp off to school with this fall! Required at CMC, Bennington and discerning outdoor trustafarian playgrounds. Now available in colors to match '06 subarus Quote
jmace Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 I've just been informed that Patagonia makes a Capilene thong. If you gotta take her..take her in style* * XS sizes only, other butts should cover up Quote
layton Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 The perfect butt floss for clipping bolts at Ton Sai, avoiding those pesky panty lines in the boardroom meeting, or just peaking out the top our organic hemp low rise jeans and framing your tramp stamp while sippin a half caf mochachino on the patio at Peet's. It's really amazing how many chick buy into that bullshit "lifestyle" crap. Quote
minx Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 hmmmm....interesting. what are my color choices. i need a life..style Quote
RuMR Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 The perfect butt floss for clipping bolts at Ton Sai, avoiding those pesky panty lines in the boardroom meeting, or just peaking out the top our organic hemp low rise jeans and framing your tramp stamp while sippin a half caf mochachino on the patio at Peet's. It's really amazing how many chick buy into that bullshit "lifestyle" crap. ...and exactly what are we (all of us wank-posters) pretending to not buy into????? "WE SO BAD WE SO HARD" Quote
archenemy Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 The perfect butt floss for clipping bolts at Ton Sai, avoiding those pesky panty lines in the boardroom meeting, or just peaking out the top our organic hemp low rise jeans and framing your tramp stamp while sippin a half caf mochachino on the patio at Peet's. It's really amazing how many chick buy into that bullshit "lifestyle" crap. yeah, girls are dumb Quote
Figger_Eight Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 I'm guessing the dudes who would be making fun of a Capilene G-string are really bitter of the fact they'll never see a woman actually wearing one. Quote
jordop Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 Last seen in a solied clump in a puddle in Camp 4 after an all night acid and bongo drum hallucination Quote
olyclimber Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 I've heard the Smartwool thongs are much better at moisture management. Quote
chelle Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 The perfect butt floss for clipping bolts at Ton Sai, avoiding those pesky panty lines in the boardroom meeting, or just peaking out the top our organic hemp low rise jeans and framing your tramp stamp while sippin a half caf mochachino on the patio at Peet's. THAT'S what I'm talkin' about. Damn Will, you should go pro. If underwear is going to end up sliding into your buttcrack, why not start the day out with one designed to be there? Quote
G-spotter Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 Where it vanishes into the thicket of butt hair Quote
marylou Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 I'm guessing the dudes who would be making fun of a Capilene G-string are really bitter of the fact they'll never see a woman actually wearing one. Quote
cj001f Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 good lord dru, what kind of girls do you date. Quote
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