sobo Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Hon, If you're still obsessing about death, birthdays, and getting old, try this quiz and stop your Hope you live to a ripe old age, and in good health. I'm looking at another 42 years on this rock... Quote
archenemy Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 I resulted in a lifespan expectancy of 101 years. Funny enough, that's about right for my family. Quote
sobo Posted June 2, 2006 Author Posted June 2, 2006 I was gonna say, nobody can live 100 years and have any vices. But with your disclosure, I won't say that now... Quote
olyclimber Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Close, they're Mormon. this explains everything. Quote
knotzen Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 75 years. I admit I have some unhealthy habits, and have a fair amount of health problems in my parents and grandparents. Still, that's not bad. Of course, any of us could go any time. Better live it up while you can! Thanks, Sobo. Quote
selkirk Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 I've got a great grandfather who's 97 right now, and in the hospital On the upside he's smoked cigars and eaten raw sausage for 90 of those years And he's sicilian so he likes his wine and beer My great grandma is 94 and somehow still thinks that he doesn't know that she's smoked for the last 20 years If I can keep up with my great grandparents I'll be a seriously happy camper! (Actually had 5 at one point, and 40 of them lived well into their 90's ) One even punched a car salesman when he was 92 Quote
Ratboy Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Most of the women in my family live very long lives, and most of the men die early, probably to get away from the women. The largest factor to my demise according to the website: gender. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 That test is dumb, who even knows what their cholestrol levels or blood pressure is. Cholestrol shmolestrol, bunch of horseshit anyway. That's why you drink red wine. Quote
AlpineK Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 I took that test, and it said the one thing I have going against me is my gender. Maybe it's time to change my sex. Quote
sobo Posted June 2, 2006 Author Posted June 2, 2006 ...The largest factor to my demise according to the website: gender. You're doomed! Doomed, I say! Doomed! You too, Kurt! Quote
sobo Posted June 2, 2006 Author Posted June 2, 2006 ...who even knows what their cholestrol levels or blood pressure is... You mean you don't? Sad... That's why you drink red wine. And that's why I'm going to live to be 90 (according to the quiz...). Quote
ZimZam Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Fucking Euro/American bullshit. Who gives a rat's ass. You die when you die and thats the facts Jack. Until then get your ass in gear, and enjoy life. Quote
RogerJ Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 I'm going to only make it to 81. Shit. I'd better quit my job and do some serious playing. -r Quote
DirtyHarry Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 ...who even knows what their cholestrol levels or blood pressure is... You mean you don't? Sad... Yes. I am despondent over it. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make a cream cheese and bacon sandwich. Quote
ZimZam Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 The French eat creme brule BS and offset that with red wine. The secret-Drink mo' Mad Dog. Quote
minx Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 ...who even knows what their cholestrol levels or blood pressure is... You mean you don't? Sad... Yes. I am despondent over it. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make a cream cheese and bacon sandwich. you should have deep fried cheese appetizer Quote
DirtyHarry Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 I have to save the deep fried cheese on a stick love for the state fair later this summer along with the 4H fattest sow in the county award and the 15-year old cowgirls in tight wranglers. Quote
G-spotter Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 4H Club always reminds me of the 'Fox In a Box' from Viz: "What's that you've got there, Rude Kid?" "I've got a fox in a box!" "And what are you going to do with your fox in a box, Rude Kid?" "I'm going to fuck it, and then I'm going to eat it!" Quote
minx Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 i recently attended a 4H horse show near enumclaw. i felt kind of dirty the whole time Quote
AlpineK Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Animal Sex Tourism is a big boost to the economy. Quote
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