DonnyBaker Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Me an Fletcher were out top roping this route out at Dishman it was like 5.11 and had this huge freakin dyno in it. Anyway Fletcher thought this route might be one of those ones that used to have bolted on holds. I couldn't find the route in the guidebook. Anybody got any beta? Me and Fletcher are going to go try that dyno again next week. That route is freakin crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYC007 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 where on the wall was it? near the fence? I dont think either of the routes which had things glued are now anywhere near 11..But there are others that should know more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnyBaker Posted June 2, 2006 Author Share Posted June 2, 2006 no man it was on the other side by that trail that you walk in on. Your right man, I fucked up, that route would be 5.11 if it weren't for that freakin huge dyno. Swear to god it would be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Donny, were you out of your element? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Dear Retard, (or Donny or whatever) Unless your vertical leap is about 5 feet from a strait standing postition forget about that route. It used to have a red tat, then a bolt on hold, and now nothing to get through the blank spot. Pack your stuff and go try a 5.11 that actually has all the holds. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 hey farty marty, lay off the kid. if he wants to go for it, let him have fun. maybe he'll get the fa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Sexual, unless Donny has a Michael Jordan hanging around in his family tree, he doesn't got a prayer. Like I said, your feet will have to travel about 5ft from take off to peak of jump, from a strait legged, standing start. I belive this is called levitation. Maybe it would be better if Donny was related to David Blaine or Shazzaam or something. Donny IS out of his element. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 The world dyno record is 2.8 m or about 9 feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 G, perhaps my previous post wasn't clear. What I'm saying is that your FEET would have to travel about 5ft vertical from their launch site to the peak of the jump. On top of this fact is you could't really bend your knees in order to wind up for the jump. Get it? I belive in the 9 ft dyno. I don't belive in the 9 ft dyno without a wind up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Ive seen parkour guys do crazier shit than that. Anyways you have handholds too, no? So its not like standing flat on the ground where your arms are dead weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 1 1st pad, full hand below your waist. That's 1 hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Send the parkour guys out. Donny most likely is a misguided gym boy and not a parkour guy so he doesn't have to worry about sending. He should go work on something his speed and not a 5.11 with a 10ft blank zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Hey let Donny worry about the FA. Maybe he'll figure something out that you hadn't even thought of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnyBaker Posted June 12, 2006 Author Share Posted June 12, 2006 Hey you guys are talkin some crazy stuff. There some sick routes out at dishman, I tried to climb most of them, swear to god I did. Marty, I bet your password is cholter all caps. I 'll say it to your face, your guide books gay anyway, besides you wrecked a snowmobile. You guys know Fletcher Jones, that guy is freakin crazy he close to sticking that dyno. Man If I want to hear a bunch of people, I don't know or like talkin about me I'll go to my freakin court dates. DB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Maybe donny developed sick dyno skills trying to escape from the Cops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Donny died for his country, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Man If I want to hear a bunch of people, I don't know or like talkin about me I'll go to my freakin court dates. DB That's freaking hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Donny are you more of a white trash sort of fella or one of those white guys who trys to act like they're black? Your posts are really white trash but I think in person that you might actually be more of a wigger? Also, since you and Fletcher seem to be so close on this "cutting edge" route, why don't post some sort of climbing resume to back it up? You've obviously done at least v12 and some 5.14 to be seriously attempting this route. Tell me this is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 I'm one of those Parkour guys, I'll check that thing out. Oh wait, I already did and although I wouldn't say anything is "impossible", I doubt anyone less than Peter Parkour is touching that shit. Get bit by any spiders lately Donny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normanjohnson Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 It seems to me, if Marty cant do the dyno, then who can? Marty is lord of the land around here son. Marty brought sport climbing and .14a to the inland northwest. Marty and his merry band of cholters made Dishman the only popular urban shitpile this side of fuckville. Marty taught us it was ok to smell bad and have poor social skills so long as if you can climb hard. Hell, everyone I ever met likes Marty Marty is Spokane Climbing! So, Donny Baker - if Marty says you cant do the dyno - forget it and tell your buddy Fletcher to forget it too. oh, and by the way - I bet you can ride your atv into Dishman. But watch out for roadsted, he might be napping under Rock 106. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 is there something in the water over there in Spokane or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYC007 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 damn I am glad I only hydrate with PBR.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 is there something in the water over there in Spokane or what? Something.........that's fer damn sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCash Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 "Marty is Spokane climbing" You forgot the word "sport" between Spokane and climbing. Also, Minnehaha is a more popular urban crag than Dishman ever was and ever will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 When will Dane weigh in to say that he did it before the artifical hold was ever there and it goes at 5.9+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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