olyclimber Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Here is one from Slashdot today regarding the new WA state law making it a felony to gamble online: These self-righteous asshole politicians should be ground up and formed into dildo-sized pieces then inserted into the ass of every voter who put them in power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Hasn't that been done before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 John Waters via Aunt Ida: The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy"... until you find a rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evank Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy"... until you find a rock. Or, as an alternative: Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to Hell with such grace, wit, and style that he actually looks forward to the trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Hasn't that been done before. Like I said, so played out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICHARD_CILLEY Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Nice doggy ,reminded me of a funny story.In Socal the Frog and I were going to do some first ascents when a doberman presented itself in our path.The Frog did an about facetrying to get out of there.I grabbed him and the handle of the machete that he had in his pack,while saying no dog is going to stop us from doing these routes.I approached the dog with the machete in handand it turned out the dog was friendly as could be.The dog accompanied us all day.At the end of the day,we went to put our shoes on .Where are the shoes? where are the socks? I look at the dog.He´s got a sock in his mouth and takes off running.We had to follow him to his house to get our shoes back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadlx200 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 profanity is the crutch of an inarticulate motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 profanity is the crutch of an inarticulate motherfucker. now that's my style! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Nice doggy ,reminded me of a funny story.In Socal the Frog and I were going to do some first ascents when a doberman presented itself in our path.The Frog did an about facetrying to get out of there.I grabbed him and the handle of the machete that he had in his pack,while saying no dog is going to stop us from doing these routes.I approached the dog with the machete in handand it turned out the dog was friendly as could be.The dog accompanied us all day.At the end of the day,we went to put our shoes on .Where are the shoes? where are the socks? I look at the dog.He´s got a sock in his mouth and takes off running.We had to follow him to his house to get our shoes back. "If I stopped to complain about every barking dog, I'd never get to where I'm going" --FloJo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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