Peak Oil

[Off_White]

Dru, you remind me of a pitbull that won't let go, even when it's been shot in the head and is dead. Can anyone at all point out a thread where Dru admits that he's wrong? I don't think so.

 

That's not to say you're not a smart guy Dru, I think you're a pretty sharp cookie, but I think you'd make a better author than a researcher.

[G-spotter]

Groupthink is wrong, not me. I used to think this theory was silly but the more I researched it, the more compelling it became. You might find the same thing if you bothered to do the same research.

[olyclimber]

when I close my eyes, none of you exist

[olyclimber]

Did you guys hear the theory of how earthquakes actually are what create oil?

[G-spotter]

Here's a peer reviewed publication for 2003 stating that the deep biosphere contains 90% of the Earth's biomass and that microbes definitely both produce methane, and degrade methane and light oil to produce heavier oils.

 

http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~als/Courses/ge142/files/Head%2520et%2520al.%25202003.pdf

[foraker]

More to the point, have you disproven all of the evidence against it as the primary source of petroleum?

[G-spotter]

Disproven the evidence against groupthink, or against earthquakes?

[olyclimber]

Don't try to retreat behind my Shield of Inanity Dru!

[foraker]

I see you have high standards for scientific proof as well as superior reading skillz. Either that or you're bored and just trying to fuck with people, in which case you should go back to your job sitting in the men's room with old copies of National Geographic.

[AlpineK]

Groupthink is wrong, not me. I used to think this theory was silly but the more I researched it, the more compelling it became. You might find the same thing if you bothered to do the same research.

 

Umm dru, reading gay porn late at night isn't research.

[G-spotter]

These aren't those type of extremophiles. They can't even ski!

[MarkMcJizzy]

Clearly you should stick to calling people "dumbshit" and not posting much beyond that.

 

I hope a dumbshit tree butcher drops a tree on your house, today! You're just plain mean

Edited May 12, 2006 by Markmckillop

[G-spotter]

Archaenemy

[Raindawg]

Yes, this is why the Swedes are now energy independent, right Dru?. Jeebus, try applying Occam's Razor once in awhile.

Or at least learn some geology, geophysics, and geochemistry.

 

Just a small point. Occam's Razor is not a law, although it is often treated as if it were. It is a "tool" of convenience to separate competing theories based on the fewest variables from point A to point B. It's convenient if you believe in straight lines, but not necessarily dependable. Carry on.

[MarkMcJizzy]

I have always paraphrased Occam's razor as "the simplest explanation is most often, but not always, the correct one". Would you agree Mr. Dawg?

 

So applying Occam's Razor to Dru, is it a general rule, or a natural law, that he is dumber than he thinks? Is there a universal constant that could express Dru's IQ? Say 0.5?

 

How about a universal Archenemy meanness constant? Maybe: {(Atilla the Hun)x(2)x(Khan from Star Trek)}?

Edited May 13, 2006 by Markmckillop

[scott_harpell]

I could shit in a bag, shake it up; and I would have something with an IQ higher than Dru's. Just because you wear Tin-Tin glasses and are 150 soaking wet doesn't make ya smart.

[G-spotter]

If you shit in a bag, shook it up, and spread it over your head, it'd be just another day on the short bus for you.

[scott_harpell]

If you shit in a bag, shook it up, and spread it over your head, it'd be just another day on the short bus for you.

 

You have so got the one up on me Dru. Smarter...wait no you are not. More attractive... wait... you look like a tin-tin that just got out of Auchwitz... well... you definitely are better paid than I am... oh wait... NO YOUR NOT!

 

You are a loser in every sense of the word. Have a nice life Corky.

 

For a self-proclaimed genius, you sure do live a shitty life.

[MarkMcJizzy]

Ouch! He so burned you Dru! Using his superior intellegence, and highly honed debating skills. Stuff he learned on the tough streets of Trinity Western University.

[EWolfe]

Riddle me this brother can you handle it

Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it

Equinox symmetry and the balance is right

Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night

It's not how you play the game it's how you win it

I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic

For those about to rock we salute you

The dirty thoughts for dirty minds we contribute to

I once was lost but now I'm found

The music washes over and you're one with the sound

Who shall inherit the earth the meek shall

I think I'm starting to peak now Oil

And then the man upstairs well I hope that he cares

If I had a penny for my thoughts I'd be a millionaire

We're just 3 M.C.'s and we're on the go

[olyclimber]

[catbirdseat]

Peak Global Oil Production is About 25 Years Away

[tvashtarkatena]

What, all of them? With 40% efficient solar power you could run the whole US energy grid off a 10 mile square patch of Arizona desert.

 

Hopefully, this will cover up Phoenix.

[tvashtarkatena]

If you shit in a bag, shook it up, and spread it over your head, it'd be just another day on the short bus for you.

 

You have so got the one up on me Dru. Smarter...wait no you are not. More attractive... wait... you look like a tin-tin that just got out of Auchwitz... well... you definitely are better paid than I am... oh wait... NO YOUR NOT!

 

Perhaps, but he's definitely funnier than you.