Jim Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 (edited) Sataire is a sort of glass, wherin beholders do generally disscover everybody's face but their own - Johanthan Swift Edited February 7, 2006 by Jim Quote
JayB Posted February 7, 2006 Author Posted February 7, 2006 Indeed, everyone waits in eager anticipation for the next tome posted, fainting in delight over every unnecessary adjective constructing the serpentine prose. When I see there is a new post, I like to settle back with a fine wine and a thesaurus. I know it's gonna be awhile. Can you outdo Luna? Let's see what you've got. Quote
olyclimber Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Give him a little bit. I just queried the database for all your posts, concatonated them together, and zipped them up into a tidy file for Cobra to develop the Rock Opera with. You can't rush art! Quote
chucK Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Hey JayB, I think you ran into a minor local celebrity. She's cussed me out once or twice as I rode by her, and I've heard various tales of the psycho-bike-lady sightings. So anyway, just wanted to let you know, it probably wasn't you or your physique. You just got lucky. Though I wouldn't be too quick to absolve the Woman's Studies curriculum from this incident. Quote
archenemy Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Hey JayB, I think you ran into a minor local celebrity. She's cussed me out once or twice as I rode by her, and I've heard various tales of the psycho-bike-lady sightings. So anyway, just wanted to let you know, it probably wasn't you or your physique. You just got lucky. Though I wouldn't be too quick to absolve the Woman's Studies curriculum from this incident. Yeah, that biker bitch probably has it out for unborn babies as well as those who were born male. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Isn't it every woman's dream to be chained to a Viking range? Quote
JayB Posted February 7, 2006 Author Posted February 7, 2006 The most bizzare aspect of the encounter may have been her mastery of the adolescent male fight-lingo and etiquette. The "Yeah - I thought so - PUNK!" as I was walking away shaking my head was sheer artistry. Quote
Dechristo Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 (edited) Isn't it every woman's dream to be chained to a Viking range? ...and barefoot on tile over in-floor heat... Edited February 7, 2006 by Dechristo Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 That's when a woman can say, "I have arrived." Quote
Dechristo Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 She says that after her baby has arrived. Quote
minx Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 and a man can say he's arrived when he's checked cleaning the gutters, changing the oil, and mowing the lawn off "the list" Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 ...and when the glade plug-ins are changed in record time. Quote
Dechristo Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 ...and when he's received a passing grade with an offer to TA in Women's Studies. Quote
minx Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 right after he takes the garbage out in the new glad handle tie trash bags Quote
foraker Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 and a man can say he's arrived when he's checked cleaning the gutters, changing the oil, and mowing the lawn off "the list" So, we're talking maybe one Saturday afternoon here, right? Hey, it's just like mountaineering. A long slog up, a short breathless victory, and then the long slide down the rusty tube of degeneracy. Quote
minx Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 and a man can say he's arrived when he's checked cleaning the gutters, changing the oil, and mowing the lawn off "the list" So, we're talking maybe one Saturday afternoon here, right? Hey, it's just like mountaineering. A long slog up, a short breathless victory, and then the long slide down the rusty tube of degeneracy. "the list" is endless. that might be one saturday afternoon but the grass doesn't quit growing and she doesn't stop driving the car. and we really don't need to hear about your sex life. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 ...and when he's received a passing grade with an offer to TA in Women's Studies. Do you get a free Everlast tattoo across your chest for this job? Quote
minx Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 ... after he's returned from the store with them feminine thingies. that is exactly the moment he has arrived, to be sure! Quote
foraker Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 and we really don't need to hear about your sex life. I wasn't going to bring it up. Were you? Quote
snugtop Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Women love testoserone. This is true. Yeah but it causes baldness What's better--a girly man with a full mop o hair, or a grissly he-man whose widow's peak rescinded years ago and left a shiny scalp crosslayed by a few surviving follicles? Quote
minx Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 and we really don't need to hear about your sex life. I wasn't going to bring it up. Were you? Hey, it's just like mountaineering. A long slog up, a short breathless victory, and then the long slide down the rusty tube of degeneracy. i think you already did Quote
marylou Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Baldness is way better than, say, a hairy back. Blech. Quote
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