EWolfe Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Coach used to drop and do push-ups in front of girls when he saw them at the UW wall. Â Priority: training! Quote
archenemy Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 You should probably break it into three classes. Men Women Men-who-do-pushups-like-women  Of course, I as well as Oly would probably be in the last category, but at least we'll have a chance.  I might as well volunteer to join since I'm talking so much trash too. Don't forget the final catagory: Women who do more pushups than men Quote
klenke Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 "Women who do more pushups than men" Â Consider that an official challenge, gents. You have only a few days to "practice." Quote
Peter_Puget Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Well Minx - Â Your post in this super duper thread inspired me to consider the possibility of entering the push up contest. I was devestated when my personal trainier began lecturing me on how the contest would be smack dab in the middle of my "power" phase. Sadly a pushup competition is an "endurance"oriented activity and to participate would reduce the effectiveness of my training plan so I will not be able to compete. Quote
EWolfe Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 How long you been waiting to pull that nut? Quote
wayne Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Uh-oh, I see spray is leaking into this board Quote
archenemy Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Good catch. I get equally miffed when talk about climbing leaks into spray. Â Mods! Quote
olyclimber Posted February 3, 2006 Author Posted February 3, 2006 Well, since I was lying about AlpineDave, it looks like its just you and me Archenemy. Let have the contest on Feb 13th. We just need a judge now. Quote
minx Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 PP--I'm devastated that you will not be demonstrated your overwhelming superiority in the "men who do pushups like girls" category. Alas, my PC days will have to wait. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Well, since I was lying about AlpineDave, it looks like its just you and me Archenemy. Let have the contest on Feb 13th. We just need a judge now. Â I strongly suggest against participating in any activities on Monday the 13th. I mean it is Monday and it is the 13th, what more of a bad omen do you need to do nothing all day. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 what more of a bad omen do you need to do nothing all day. Â DFA usually holds off on any preemptive bad-day assessments until he finds 13 goat heads in a circle of black candles on his front stoop, and a pentagram drawn in blood on the front door. Even two out of three is usually not enough to warrant staying home, although tripping over a pile of goat heads and spilling your morning coffee is a real bitch. Quote
olyclimber Posted February 3, 2006 Author Posted February 3, 2006 OK. fine. lets just get this done, and I can't go this coming Tuesday. This isn't going to be normal pub club, and anyone who trys to make it so will face a vicious attack from yours truly. Quote
Peter_Puget Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 PP--I'm devastated that you will not be demonstrated your overwhelming superiority in the "men who do pushups with their arms tied behind their backs" category. Alas, my PC days will have to wait. Â mine too... Quote
olyclimber Posted February 3, 2006 Author Posted February 3, 2006 I get the sense that there are a lot of people, like Peter Puget, how are intimidated by my manliness. But, as I've oft repeated, I haven't done a push up since highschool. If we could just set aside our reservations and get down to a good ole fashion pushup contest and beer drinking session, it would be greatly appreciated. Quote
marylou Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 I don't think it would be really fair for any of you poor youngsters to have to go up against the great Mr. Puget. Word has it the last guy who tried to out-pushup Petey was hospitalized for several years. Â Matter of fact, I think he's still in the hospital. Quote
thelawgoddess Posted February 4, 2006 Posted February 4, 2006 i'm intrigued by the contest; please post date of event. Quote
Squid Posted February 4, 2006 Posted February 4, 2006 will there be arm-wrestling, Oily? Â I need to know what sort training regimen I need to get going here. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 4, 2006 Posted February 4, 2006 will there be arm-wrestling, Oily? I need to know what sort training regimen I need to get going here.  Witness the necessary fitness. Quote
Squid Posted February 4, 2006 Posted February 4, 2006 So there'll be pushups, armwrestling, and a pissing contest? Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 4, 2006 Posted February 4, 2006 Â "That's our yardstick. How long's yours?" Quote
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