olyclimber Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I will attend one of the next Pubclubs, under one condition: we have a pushup contest. Now, I haven't done any pushups since highschool, really! Pushup contests are becoming really popular, I think they might have an article on them in the next Time magazine. I bet all of you can do more pushups than me. Everybody is doing it, so what do you say? It'll be fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Count me in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out... JB: Yeah? KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready. KG: Yeah? JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups. KG: Cock Pushups? JB: Yeah. KG: What are those? JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground. KG: Yeah... JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground. KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can't support your whole weight? JB: Well not at first... KG: Yeah? JB: But over time. KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do? JB: ...cock pushups? KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really. JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 They must be Gym Jones pushups or else they don't count! Â http://www.gymjones.com/knowledge.php?id=20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 This thing is gaining momentum! Who else is in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) Push-ups are aid: Â Â ...particularly, Hello Kitty push-ups. Edited February 2, 2006 by Dechristo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 push ups are a girls best friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 I've been getting quite a few PMs and phonecalls about this exciting contest. Â Yes, it will be like a normal pubclub. You can drink beer and stare at people as usual. But you can also do pushups. Â Yes, you can still come even if you don't want to participate in the contest. But I hear its way funner if everybody does. Â Yes, it *is* true! I really haven't done any pushups since highschool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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archenemy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I love those. I used to save the plastic pusher and the plastic disk and put two disks on the pusher to create axels for play cars I'd make. And think, those pop-ups (I think they used to be called Push-ups) were low in sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Lime Otter Pops are better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 I need to know if you're in. Can't we talk about this pop stuff at the pubclub? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Can we put hankies under our hands so we don't touch the smeggy bar floor? I'd hate to catch a virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I need to know if you're in. I always hated hearing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I'd hate to catch a virus. Â The fat virus, even! Â CDC projection of post-pushup contest outcome in the event of floor-borne fat virus encounter: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I am a boulderer. Â pull = good. Â push = bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I am a boulderer. pull = good.  push = bad.  Welcome to the road to injury! Let us know what overuse injury you get first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 How about pullups then? Over better yet, Kicks. We could have old Chucky show us all a few tricks or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbb Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I am a boulderer. pull = good. push = bad. Welcome to the road to injury! Let us know what overuse injury you get first! My guess will be both rotator cuffs simultaneously starting to suck. happened to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 FYI, guys, AlpineDave just PM'd me. He is in! He's pretty good, so watch out! This is getting good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 AlpineDave just PM'd me. He is in! He's pretty good, so watch out! This is getting good! Â I'm glad PM can't really be attached to some sort of sexual enuendo. Or could it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I have already learned my lessons the hard way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You should probably break it into three classes.  Men Women Men-who-do-pushups-like-women  Of course, I as well as Oly would probably be in the last category, but at least we'll have a chance.  I might as well volunteer to join since I'm talking so much trash too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrogdortheBurninator Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 better get ready for this: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 How about pullups then? Over better yet, Kicks. We could have old Chucky show us all a few tricks or two. Â Back in undergrad when I was lifting regularly, I could do a headstand against a wall and push up to a handstand and lower back down a dozen times in a row. I'm probably down to just one or two times now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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