Alpinfox Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 He hasn't posted in over 12hrs. I'm worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 He's in the hospital giving birth. Chuck Norris impregnated him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 That deadbeat. Chuck Norris spends entirely too much time kicking it 'round the house, when he should be out looking for a real job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 One of these days the real Chuck Norris is going to stroll into a Pub Club and then there will be hell to pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I'm worried too. That SOB owes me $50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 first lafaille, now oly. who's next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Oly's fine. i'm sure he's just sleeping off his recent spray hangover in some stall in enumclaw. going for months with that level of spray is eventually going to catch up with a person. even dru takes a break once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 The pause that refreshes. Which reminds me, I should get up to empty my pee bottle before it overflows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 He hasn't posted in over 12hrs. I'm worried. Right behind you. Get ready for the reach around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jopa Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 He hasn't posted in over 12hrs. I'm worried. We are approaching the 20 hour mark; I'm calling the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtter Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 He hasn't posted in over 12hrs. I'm worried. We are approaching the 20 hour mark; I'm calling the police. Yes, you otter! Maybe TheNODDER got him?! OMG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellan Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 WTF is oly? OLY! OLY!! Here, boy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellan Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Dear God, it's been 29.5 hours! Someone go kick down his front door! Hurry!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 you guys didn't see the thread in Climber's Board? he got BANNED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 The past day has been one of the scariest of my life. It all started when a present from an anonymous admirer arrived in the mail. Inside was a brand new computer! I was beside myself in excitement. As my old computer was having problems, I immediately threw myself at destroying it with my skillsaw. I'll be the first to tell you that destroying a computer with a skillsaw is not the way to go about it. Also, if you do decide to use a skillsaw for this task, I recommend that you first unplug the computer. After learning this lesson, I discovered that it was just as easy to dispatch the rest of my computer with a sledgehammer. I also recommend unplugging the computer for this task as well. Next I eagerly unpacked my new computer so that I could join my best friends at cc.com. I nearly wet myself when I saw this new computer was completely wireless, and was a snazzy red color! I following the instructions for booting up, but try as I might, I could not get online! The enclosed documentation for my new computer was atrocious: Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create an empty New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I Exit without Saving? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents in the middle of my work? A: Stop shaking it. Shake as I might, the damn thing would not pull up cc.com. Luckily, I have some friends who are very technically astute, so I called up the Alpine Brothers, AlpineDave and Alpinfox (he doesn't know how to spell "alpine", but don't let that fool you! I've seen him outwit a whole box of rocks!). They arrived on the scene and quickly deduced the problem. My new wireless computer wasn't getting a signal because I was down in the basement! After a little experimentation, we realized that we need to setup a rigging to hoist me and my computer up in the air high enough to get a decent signal. Luckily, my friends know a thing or two about riggings and ropes, so we came up with a plan. The 40-to-1 system required to hoist my fat arse up in the tree worked brilliantly, but unfortunately the tree did not. About 3/4 of the way up, the poor thing snapped like a matchstick, sending me and my new computer tumbling down to the ground. I pulled through thanks quick thinking and a bottle of tequila administered by the Alpine Brothers, but unfortunately my new computer did not. No matter how much I shook it, the damn thing simply would not reboot. So there I was, no computer, no cc.com. As this reality sunk in, I went from shock, to the shakes, to spaztication. I really don't know what happened after that. I remember a vision of a cupcake floating in the air, and it was chased by a dorrito, which was in turn chased by a clown. They swirled around faster and faster, and I heard voices talking about taking me to Bellevue, which is great because I love hanging out at Bellevue Square and eating at the food court there. But when I woke up I found the Bellevue was actually a nice hospital. And this brings me to this happy ending: they have a computer I can use here. And, they let me download the Internet to the computer. This computer is the good kind, the kind with wires. At it isn't that lameass red color either, its a nice safe biege color. Anyway, thanks for those of you that were concerned. And if you have a time, come on by Bellevue and visit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Somebody pick him up and shake him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 and then stop, and wiggle wid it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 The past day has been one of the scariest of my life. It all started when a present from an anonymous admirer arrived in the mail. Inside was a brand new computer! I was beside myself in excitement. As my old computer was having problems, I immediately threw myself at destroying it with my skillsaw. I'll be the first to tell you that destroying a computer with a skillsaw is not the way to go about it. Also, if you do decide to use a skillsaw for this task, I recommend that you first unplug the computer. After learning this lesson, I discovered that it was just as easy to dispatch the rest of my computer with a sledgehammer. I also recommend unplugging the computer for this task as well. Next I eagerly unpacked my new computer so that I could join my best friends at cc.com. I nearly wet myself when I saw this new computer was completely wireless, and was a snazzy red color! I following the instructions for booting up, but try as I might, I could not get online! The enclosed documentation for my new computer was atrocious: Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create an empty New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I Exit without Saving? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents in the middle of my work? A: Stop shaking it. Shake as I might, the damn thing would not pull up cc.com. Luckily, I have some friends who are very technically astute, so I called up the Alpine Brothers, AlpineDave and Alpinfox (he doesn't know how to spell "alpine", but don't let that fool you! I've seen him outwit a whole box of rocks!). They arrived on the scene and quickly deduced the problem. My new wireless computer wasn't getting a signal because I was down in the basement! After a little experimentation, we realized that we need to setup a rigging to hoist me and my computer up in the air high enough to get a decent signal. Luckily, my friends know a thing or two about riggings and ropes, so we came up with a plan. The 40-to-1 system required to hoist my fat arse up in the tree worked brilliantly, but unfortunately the tree did not. About 3/4 of the way up, the poor thing snapped like a matchstick, sending me and my new computer tumbling down to the ground. I pulled through thanks quick thinking and a bottle of tequila administered by the Alpine Brothers, but unfortunately my new computer did not. No matter how much I shook it, the damn thing simply would not reboot. So there I was, no computer, no cc.com. As this reality sunk in, I went from shock, to the shakes, to spaztication. I really don't know what happened after that. I remember a vision of a cupcake floating in the air, and it was chased by a dorrito, which was in turn chased by a clown. They swirled around faster and faster, and I heard voices talking about taking me to Bellevue, which is great because I love hanging out at Bellevue Square and eating at the food court there. But when I woke up I found the Bellevue was actually a nice hospital. And this brings me to this happy ending: they have a computer I can use here. And, they let me download the Internet to the computer. This computer is the good kind, the kind with wires. At it isn't that lameass red color either, its a nice safe biege color. Anyway, thanks for those of you that were concerned. And if you have a time, come on by Bellevue and visit me. Clowns are creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 he want da wiggle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I have a new computer too. But mine's magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Pick it up and shake it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 and wiggle wid it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrogdortheBurninator Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 found him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Welcome Back, Nodder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 don't stop believing hold on to this feeeeeling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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