archenemy Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 shit man..I forgot about the sex!! K. I need to edit my list..hold on... Quote
Kitergal Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 thanks for reminding me Arch!! I keep forgetting how important the sex stuff is....it's been awhile I guess! Quote
archenemy Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Go get laid then come back and post your TR. Â You'll feel a lot better. Quote
Kitergal Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 hmm..it would be good if he had more gear than me....and it fit me, i.e. double my gear collection!! Toys are fun! Quote
Kitergal Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 he'd have to be rich too...not just like a retired microsoftie rich..but we're talking LOADED rich...yeah..I'm sure I'll meet him here....k. You. Dood...the quite one...PM Me...I'm waiting!! I'll be your belay slave...umm yeah...really....k. PM... Quote
Dru Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 hmm..it would be good if he had more gear than me....and it fit me, Â Have you had problems in the past with guys whose gear wouldn't fit you? Quote
Dru Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Maybe you should be Kegeling then, to tighten up. Quote
John Frieh Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 With her recent change to anonymity "Kitergal" finally began letting it all hang out. Quote
cj001f Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 I have...and it pisses me off!!! Kegels darling, Kegels Quote
Kitergal Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 umm just to be clear...nothing of mine.."hangs out"!! Quote
Kitergal Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 depends on whose sausage is hang'in!! and what condition that sausage is in... Quote
archenemy Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Why do you guys assume she need to Kegel? Why bother doing the clampdown on a tiny dick? You guys are so silly. Quote
cj001f Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 umm just to be clear...nothing of mine.."hangs out"!! There's no man in your canoe? You poor, poor girl. Quote
Camilo Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 umm just to be clear...nothing of mine.."hangs out"!! There's no man in your canoe? You poor, poor girl. Quote
Camilo Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Nothing like a thread on sexual frustration to bring out the sprayers in force! Quote
dalius Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 holy crap this has to be the be the fastest growing thread of all time. 6 pages already? Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Poor, poor losers. Â Bagging a fly Betty who climbs 5.12, digs vehicular sleepage, fiends for tuff weekends, and wants to go climbing on the honeymoon is a piece of cake--if you're Dr. Flash Amazing. Â Some handy hints for those less predisposed to successful pro-vertical, inter-gender relationeering: Â 1. Clip bolts, boulder, or otherwise ensure your climbing activities remain no more than one rope-length off the deck. Nothing is less sexy to the fairer sex than the possibility of getting benighted halfway up some godforsaken wall in some godforsaken wilderness with nothing but a rope, a rack, and an empty Nalgene bottle--oh, and your sorry, epic-bound ass. The promise of a pint and a Caesar salad, followed up by a comfy sleeping environment is critical. Any woman who does acquiesce to your wayward multipitch desires will doubtless need a shave and a bath, and should be fled from post-haste. Â 2. Be fit, and above all, thin. That alpine-style spare tire that allows you to survive your forced bivies in relative comfort (see above) is not an attribute that is desired by the desirable. DFA recommends running laps on steep, highly-visible gym routes until your physique becomes a billboard advertising to all single babelets in the joint that you are a strong man, capable of rope-gunning the most grievous of Miss Chalkdusty's projects. Â 3. Maintain an attitude of cool detatchment and subtle superiority, telegraphing to your quarry that you are both brilliant and complex, with unstoppable cogs of creativity ever turning beneath your steely, unflappable exterior. Naturally, it is helpful to actually be brilliant and complex, but since this is unattainable for most terminally single rock-wranglers, a reasonable facsimile may be concocted. Practice in the mirror every day, aiming for a determinedly quizzical thousand-yard stare, alternating occasionally with a sly smirk or "eureka! I've got it!"-type of expression. Mix these expressions freely with beta-miming the moves of your latest project to seal the deal. Â 4. Know how to use a stick-clip. (If you have to ask why, you'll never get it.) Â And, as a cautionary note, one should never, ever, no matter how tempting it may be, claim to be Dr. Flash Amazing. The ladies are a wily lot, and can smell a fraud--and the attendant desperation fueling fraudulence--like a doberman smells fear, and will not hesitate to report your tragic status to the rest of the pack, effectively and permanently ending whatever meager chance at success you may once have had. Â Best of luck, gentlemen, and don't forget to shower! Â Masculinely, confidently, successfully, Â Dr. Flash "sorry, ladies--spoken-for" Amazing Quote
Amber Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Hi boys! Did you miss me? I'm working at Ambercrombie now, and they don't have internet access! It's like OMG! But there is Starbucks next door so it's alllll good. Â Hey does that Erik guy still post here? Man that guy sent me so many PMs... talk about a stalker!!!! Quote
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