ALLCAPS Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Hi boys! Did you miss me? I'm working at Ambercrombie now, and they don't have internet access! It's like OMG! But there is Starbucks next door so it's alllll good. Hey does that Erik guy still post here? Man that guy sent me so many PMs... talk about a stalker!!!! I THINK I SAW YOU THERE! WERE YOU WORKING ON SATURDAY, WEARING CROP PANTS, A PINK CASHMERE CARDIGAN, AND CHEWING GUM REALLY LOUDLY? I WAS SHY BLOND GUY, WEARING BROWN CARHARTS, WHO WAS SHOPPING FOR FOURS HOURS. I ASKED YOU TO HELP ME WITH THE BUTTON UP LOW RIDER JEANS! TWICE! WANT TO GET COFFEE SOMETIME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek_the_Greek Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Dude, you forgot to post your pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLCAPS Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 SCREW OFF! SHE'S A SPECIAL GIRL, SHE DESERVES TO BE TREATED LIKE A LADY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 NOLSe actually got my joke about only knowing "one cool climbing chick ever", i was trying to get all the girls on this board riled up over that one, but nobody got it but John. Not just one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 more like not EVEN one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 NOLSe actually got my joke about only knowing "one cool climbing chick ever", i was trying to get all the girls on this board riled up over that one, but nobody got it but John. That's because we're not "cool," we are HOTT, baby! Oh, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Hey Minx, you hear something? Nope, me neither. Didn't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 The men here continually disappoint me in my hopes of a better male. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 The men here continually disappoint me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 The men here continually disappoint me in my hopes of a better male. To my Buddies: Yer still cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 The men here continually disappoint me in my hopes of a better male. To my Buddies: Yer still cool. You are still looking for that special guy who'll snuggle at the bivy though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 The BTU's are the first analysis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Butt Thermal Units Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 dude, stay away. climbing girls are just as fucked up as climbing guys. imagine dating a male version of you. also, imagine screaming at your girlfriend cuz she's taking way to fucking long to lead/follow a pitch. that's a good time. i've only known one cool climbing chick in my whole life. give up. don't do it. find some girl that's mildly interesting in rock climbing, and train her to like cragging. that way you can go alpine climbing with your bro's, and on penalty days, you still get to go climbing, and who cares how good she climbs as long as she "just likes getting out" and can belay you. boy am i gonna get nailed for this post. no you wont Mikey. That is brilliant. that is what i do but i train boys to lead 5.11's for me so i can just love to get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 no you wont Mikey. That is brilliant. that is what i do but i train boys to lead 5.11's for me so i can just love to get out. I must be Pooh, then cuz I love that Hunny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 no you wont Mikey. That is brilliant. that is what i do but i train boys to lead 5.11's for me so i can just love to get out. I must be Pooh, then cuz I love that Hunny! AWWWWW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 The trick to climbing girls is not to get scared off by the committment (although groundfalls are common). Some girls can be stick-clipped with patience and expensive gear, prior to the pinkpoint. Young climbers can take comfort in the knowledge that over time, endurance naturally increases, evenutally leading to success. Once in a while, you'll find a girl that you enjoy climbing again and again. The girl is so perfect it's like a new climb every time you jump on it. These girls are generally known as the highest quality, and all of your friends will agree that she is the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syklone Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 .. all of your friends will agree that she is the best. Sloppy seconds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 They'll all claim they can onsight her, but really once one of you has climbed the girl, beta in inevitably shared and the rest consists of flashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I sent this link to a female friend of mine, this is what she wrote back. AHAHHAhAhHAhA. that is the fucking funniest thread i've ever read on cc.com. i can't wait for sausage fest cause i'm gonna dress crag-sexy. these boys crack me up. i almost want to post that climbing is something that my partner must do. and i only lead trad 5.6, sport 5.8 ...on a good day at exit 38, 5.7 anywhere else. She wants a fest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Hi boys! Did you miss me? I'm working at Ambercrombie now, and they don't have internet access! It's like OMG! But there is Starbucks next door so it's alllll good. Hey does that Erik guy still post here? Man that guy sent me so many PMs... talk about a stalker!!!! Dwayner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Raise some $$ and get your male climbing partner a sex change for their birthday. Problem solved. Women have dual superpowers, it's called a Vagina and Breasts, and they somehow controls men's minds to do stupid shit they'd never normaly want to do: like going snowshoeing or traveling. The powers need to be occasionally recharged with stimulation, but being a rockclimber is their kryptonite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Raise some $$ and get your male climbing partner a sex change for their birthday. Problem solved. Have you started the estrogen pills yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidio Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Once in a while, you'll find a girl that you enjoy climbing again and again. Humaneering has long been one of my favorite pastimes, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miller Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I think "Montanapup" had something like that done...she has always seemed a bit "off" to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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