layton Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 ...fuckity fuckity fuck. OMFG STFU WTF Quote
archenemy Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 I came across this list of things that suck and had to laugh: Calling someone 6+ times within an hour Telling someone you love them on a 2nd date Telling someone you can't see them because they don't share your love of holiday music in the mall Trying to meet guys by showing your breasts in a bar Thinking that your period is a perfectly acceptable form of birth control on a first date(uuuuh!!!) Calling someone 17 times in 2 days while they're on vacation and leaving progressively more disturbing messages (ala swingers but worse)after you just met this person Having two and a half drinks and then "blacking out" for the night on a date(very convenient trick for the insane...) Bringing a bottle of lube on a first date Telling someone that you've never done this before while knowing perfectly well that they know you carry lube in your purse Inspiring the sweetest dog in the world to hate pee on your face in the middle of the night(dogs can sense evil) Being ok with the fact that a dog just dumped a gallon of pee on your face and then actually appologise to the dog Giving someones friend a blowjob in a club rockstar style while you were trying to hook up that someone(see telling you love someone on a 2nd date, and this is not the same chick) who was home sick Giving autographs outside the club for your blowjob performance that night Quote
TREETOAD Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 What is does rock star style mean, every thing else sounds fine to me. Quote
catbirdseat Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 ...personal experiences? I think only the ones with the dog. Quote
EWolfe Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 You, Sir, are the Sultan of Suck. The Highness of Hoover. Quote
roboboy Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 the fuck of you that's what I always thought you really did together this summer. Quote
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